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tanglewood72
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 53
0 miles · Hampshire

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Quote by SXBOY
just listening to the beatles number 1s album brilliant and 40 years old

oh please - at least buy the original albums, have you any idea how much better some of the non-chart beatles stuff is? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
koala life must be cool - just chill out on a branch and eat leaves biggrin
just gotta hope you dont get caught and made into one of those kids rucksacks i guess!!! lol
ok, once - when the lottery was still young, i had all 7 drawn numbers - just my luck to have them spread over 5 lines - didnt win even a tenner!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ok, another vote for the nokia 6600 - a camera, and i can make my own lil themes for it too!!! yay - heaven for a gadget lover who also loves messing about with graphics (even tho my imagination far outstrips my ability so far - as one look at my website will show! lol)
Quote by Maia
wouldn't it be easier for us to just agree on some random post office in some town and turn up at a set time? We can all queue at the same til trying to make a recorded delivery for one aubergine and some baby oil.... biggrin

baggsie the space in the queue behind you Maia!! wink
Quote by bigDewi69
For all those who don't get it, ask a man to read the map for you lol

methinks you could be digging yourself a big hole there dewi!! :lol:
innocent
Quote by thechairman18
How about Ann Robinson for Room 101, shes got the kind of face, I'd never get tired of hitting.

i seem to remember the robinson was put in room 101 a while back on tv smile
oh, and lets not forget to put all the wheel-clampers in there too!!
Quote by bigDewi69
/note/ is there going to be enough room in Room 101 for all our hates? lol

hehe thats the beauty of room 101 - its like the tardis and womens handbags - waaaaay more space inside than outside!! :lol:
Quote by Maia
hey, hang on, is it that song that Peter Kay mimed to? What's that got to do with Wizard of Oz? sad

yes, thats the song Maia - i guess it made me laugh because i cant stand the song! lol
well, this is easy - george w bush, tony blair, and chris evans!!! lock them in together and melt the f'ing key!!!!! lol
hehe, my boss got this as a text on his mobile this morning - made us laugh so i thought id come and share it with all of you smile
Take a flight to Dallas
Hire a car
Head north to Oklahoma
Go west to Texas and pick-up Interstate 35
That's the f**king way to Amirillo!!!
hope it gives some of you a chuckle biggrin
Ian
Quote by bailiffs
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
me gets you now lol

is that a post or a demand? :lol:
Quote by bailiffs
some of them are abit stupid but they obviously exist!!!!!!!
what i want to know is how can u be afraid of gravity????
lou xxxxx

i reckon its probably a fear of someone or something switching it off lol
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christ - can you imagine if it was on a switch and GW got hold of it? eek! :lol:
the ultimate in bad jokes - ladies and gentleman, i give you . . . .
Chris Evans!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao
Quote by bailiffs
some of them are abit stupid but they obviously exist!!!!!!!
what i want to know is how can u be afraid of gravity????
lou xxxxx

i reckon its probably a fear of someone or something switching it off lol
how the bleeding clusterf*cks can you be afraid of swallowing air? (and im sure thats usually called breathing hehe) - i guess thats the ultimate hypochondriac ailment!! lol
Quote by Maia
Well I beg to differ, lol, I am certain all of us will die, hopefully we will not die alone, or at the very least lonely. What was that line in that John Martyn's song;
May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold....
I think that is a lovely song.
xxxx(kisses) @ Tanglewood.

redface aww thank you Maia, kiss right back at you - and i like that lyric biggrin
Quote by Maia
As for my phobia... hmmmm octagonal shapes, like the shapes you get in between bubbles when they stick together.

hmmm thats different Maia, must make bubble baths a nightmare!! :therethere:
Quote by bailiffs
rrrrrrrrrrrr im sure u wont die and u will be missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aww, thanks Lou kiss
spiders - not the piddly little ones, them i can deal with - im talking the ones where you can see the knee joints!
oh and wasps - bees i dont mind cos they have a function - wasps are just mean lil feckers!!! lol
oh and one serious phobia - fear of dying alone and unmissed (if thats a word)
Q - whats the most important letter in the alphabet?
A - 'D'
why?
because without it, edward woodward would be ewar woowar lol
:haha:
Quote by bell412
Could be a massive one
We could make it a real blast of a munch,
Let's talk more

so basically, we're talking one big 'musical munch' somewhere central, with everyone bringing their guitars, banjo's, basses, kazoo's and triangles? lol cool
Quote by bell412
Maybe at the next munch live music could be a goer.
Bell x

hehe what are the odds of us cobbling together a SH band? :karaoke: lol
ive always found chatrooms a bit intimidating, and sooo fast lol
plus, ive yet to be able to get this darn laptop to run the SH chatroom sad
much prefer forums, for no new reasons, just the same ones everyone else has mentioned biggrin
plus, everyones been so nice to me, i wouldnt want to go anywhere else now! :happy:
ok, cd change here - ELO's out of the stereo, the Byrds Best of cd is in smile
cant argue with the true classics! lol