Tanglewood72's Forum Posts | Swinging Heaven

Join the most popular community of UK swingers now

tanglewood72

Over 90 days ago

Bisexual Male, 53

0 miles · Hampshire

Profile Friends Follows Forum

Groups Meets Parties Stories

Forum

27 May 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
hehe maybe we should have an ad campaign - every time one of us has the opportunity, write the SH url on the back of white vans!!

NO...NO...NO...NO!!!!!
We've already got enough school kids just itching to register cum...erm...I mean come school hols.
So get use to seeing a lot of the cum...erm...come stuff and forget that moment of insanity you've just experienced wink

wink

:lol: well, its my lunch break, and its hot - i think my common sense melted driving down the M3 this morning!!
and hey - nothing wrong with seeing lots of cum . . . :lol:

27 May 2005

hehe maybe we should have an ad campaign - every time one of us has the opportunity, write the SH url on the back of white vans!! lol

lol

26 May 2005

slightly off topic - but this was a white van..
driving down a bypass on a delivery today, i passed a van - i swear to you, the guy was driving a van with the name 'B.J. Champion' on it - now thats what i call being proud of your accomplishments! lol

lol

20 May 2005

Quote by Maia
how about free lap-dances? hehe

talking about dancing and laps and them ermm involving legs, I think I have managed to pull a muscle in my groin from too much driving...
see, that was still on topic,, just about..
awww Maia, would you like it gently massaged? hehe

20 May 2005

Quote by Maia
exactly how it feels but what I do know is that any more sucking on it directly after is bliss. It doesn't feel quite the same after a wank though!!!
Why is that?!!!!

Well there's the lusty BJ when th ecock is hard, and then there is that gentle BJ following coming from a BJ. It's a muscle, and you always should massage gently an exerted muscle....
Oh bum, that didn't make sense
Maia
(off to find where her verbal eloquence.. prob. somewhere at Hindhead)
made sense to me! wink

wink

20 May 2005

mmmmm strapons - never tried it yet - but it forms an integral part of my deepest fantasy (not gonna tell you that on here - if you need to know, you can always ask me in pm wink

wink

)

lol

20 May 2005

Quote by Lindaxxx
how about free lap-dances? hehe

You dancin'?
I'm askin'!
:giggle: bolt

bolt

:lol: more like hoping a certain lady reads this thread wink

wink

:lol: :lol:
A certain lady....who would that be confused

confused

Lindaxxx
:lol: i'm far too much of a gent to name names!! :lol:

20 May 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
how about free lap-dances? hehe

You dancin'?
I'm askin'!
:giggle: bolt

bolt

:lol: more like hoping a certain lady reads this thread wink

wink

:lol: :lol:

20 May 2005

how about free lap-dances? hehe lol

lol

20 May 2005

yup, i dont think its really a rare thing - but i find its such a pain/pleasure thing that i quite like it being licked/sucked after wink

wink

lol

19 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I got two things to lick
:giggle:

and how many would you like to lick Dawn? hehe
kiss

kiss

19 May 2005

well, i joined SH recently, and have never seen Dawns assets lol

lol

so dont know what i'm missing - so come on Dawn, dont deprive a young(ish) man!!!! hehe

19 May 2005

i think i'd have wanted to be either christopher lambert in the original Highlander film, or maybe Riggs in the lethal weapon films biggrin

biggrin

or maybe Brians mum in the life of brian - 'he's not the messiah. . . '

19 May 2005

lol

we have a similar idea at my work - the telesales guys have a different word they must try to fit into converstion in as many calls as possible - the winner each day gets to finish an hour early the next day! smile

smile

will have to suggest lickspittle biggrin

biggrin

19 May 2005

well, considering the number of fakes you get in sites that already charge (and charge a substantial monthly amount) i dont think charging would change anything really - may cause a small number of the numptys from bothering though....
...but, i seem to remember reading in the link over on the left (the one at the top! wink

wink

) that this would always be a free site (in fact i believe the phrase 'we'd rather close the site than charge' was used, so maybe this is a pointless/circular argument?

19 May 2005

hi and :welcome: to SH biggrin

biggrin

hope you enjoy yourself here, its addictive wink

wink

18 May 2005

never heard of it, but then theres probably lots ive not heard about lol

lol

sounds like fun though, mind you, i can think of a fair few rewards to include before jumping to penetration wink

wink

:lol:

18 May 2005

Quote by sexyscotcarol

im not totally sub, but like to be taken control of from time to time - by the right person

This is me to but also enjoy being in charge just as much :wink:
Carol
snap Carol :wink: :twisted: :lol:

18 May 2005

well, i dont know the birthday boy, but i cant not wish him all the best, what with him obviously having good musical taste - and joining me in being 33!!
all the best man, have a great day!!

18 May 2005

Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
IIt goes against our nature but that`s probably why I love being sub.
JR xx

id agree with that - im not totally sub, but like to be taken control of from time to time - by the right person wink

wink

lol

17 May 2005

reality tv!!! argghhhhhh!!!!!
if there was ever a reason to scrap the license fee, things like this prog, the farm, big bro, and the general reality tv overdosing by tv producers is a prime example!!
bring back 'proper' telly!!!!

17 May 2005

life is a lemon and i want my money back!! wink

wink

17 May 2005

Quote by markz
paradise is by the dashboard light

oh no, a meatloaf quote!! lol
and horous, its not paradise thats unobtainable, its perfection!! lol

lol

17 May 2005

Quote by Jon
Yeah - don't feckin break the speed limit

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
exactly what i was about to say - and that was the advice my boss gave me when i got caught speeding by a camera at work (3 pts and 60quid for being 1mph over the limit!!!)

17 May 2005

re - lightsabre prices....
just wait a month, ebay'll have them for 40 quid im sure!! lol

lol

personally, id rather have natalie portman than a lightsabre or a costume!! :lol:

17 May 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
Ok what would you do if you discovered that your mother had starred in a porn movie and your real father was Ron Jeremy ?

try n suck me own dick to see if its passed on in the family genes and ask for a ferrari biggrin

biggrin

lol

nice answer - but arent you going to add a 'what would you do . . . ' ? wink

wink

17 May 2005

Quote by Maia
you discover one of the guests is your old uni lecturer who got you out of trouble for having flame red hair on a teaching practice block?

hmmm Maia, almost seems like that couldve been written from experience wink

wink

scuse the hijack, i'll be off now!! lol

lol

17 May 2005

would depend on the celeb, but if it was one i liked, ask if i could join in/take some pics hehe
ok . . . .what would you do if . . . . .
you were caught giving yourself some pleasure by your boss?

17 May 2005

thank you essexlady and sxyboy biggrin

biggrin

its nice to find that people like what ive done, makes it worth all the hours its taken me (so far) lol

lol

16 May 2005

Quote by Maia
erm Tanglewood... you're giving me a complex now. You know most of my gay guy friends say that men are far better at BJs than women are... (well all except one who repeatedly forgot that he was everytime he received oral from me when we were students)

hehe, well we could always find a willing victim to try us both one day Maia wink

wink

blast