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shifts up..pats the space next to him......no no need for the swimsuit.....i have slipped my speedos off anyway
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just watch the staining its a bugger to get out of the whites
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you have 2 thighs dont u? some tiems we rub them on our chests too ;-)
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ok so if i show you how first time.....then we can keep practising until you get it right....could be a long season
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
I can turn my hand to most things :giggle:

I'm more than willing to play with the balls hun.
Cricket hmmmmmm so I have to breathe heavily on them and rub them down my thigh?
Dawn :silly:
vigorously so you leave a red mark on your thigh preferably
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well looks to me Dawn that you should be a bowler as am sure you would bowl a couple of bouncers
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Or this form the legend Viv Richards
An English county bowler was having surprising success against the great
West Indian Viv Richards, who'd played and missed at several balls.
Foolishly, the bowler piped up: "Hey Viv, it's red and it's round." A
steaming Richards cracked the next ball into another postcode and told
the bowler," Hoy mon. You know what it looks like - go fetch it."
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this thread reminds me of a great cricketing moment i heard about
Glenn McGrath (to Otto Brandes, tubby South African , after a 85mph
delivery whistles past OB's chin) : "Why are you so fat?" OB : Because
every time I f*ck your wife, she gives me a biscuit."
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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one city i would love to visit so many good reports from people who have been
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prefer the warmth of the spa...the bubbles get everywhere pas me the champers please
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if i had a coat with me i would get it....i think ive pulled
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being a regular cricketer will turn up in my whitess.....jock strap and box lol
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you must have been under wayer didnt know u were in here ;-)
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
tds don't just stand in the doorway darling. Come on in and tell me all about that feisty female you were speaking to earlier.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

which one ?? there have been many my office is full of them :-)
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just a quick pop my head round the door.......who farted....and someones been using the shake and vac again!!!
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well done willing....a great result the girl done good, it was a game of two halves lol
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Quote by Kinky Lizard
enerale green eyes


"look into my enerale green eyes ladies and you'll be all mine!" biggrin :D
Welcome COM!! :D
Can you get contact lenes in that shade???
are they the same as pretty green eyes?? or is that a song? lol
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Hello and welcome to the home of the bemused
Wilma
Village Bike
x x x x

watch out for that Wilma though...shes a feisty one
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Quote by DreamerHelen
Thanks for the help guys.....I'm going to install the Google Toolbar in a second and I'll make sure I use ad-aware every day...so we'll see what happens....
Thanks again!!

just like changing your undies every day....use adware every day :-)
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have to agree about St georges day, we will fly the flag from our window at home
and have to agree about Dawns tits...they wont b flying from our window unfortunatly!! lol
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Quote by bluexxx
this cleanliness shit
lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by bluexxx
Just one question: do people REALLY wash their hands after they've been to the loo? :shock: Come on, be honest.... isn't it just a huge waste of time?

i always do
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