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the__dukes1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
UK

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Quote by HornyRed
Am gonna get me a few rolls of this stuff. It seems as tho this is the only stuff strong enough to hold hornyred down when the fire engines roar past our house confused
Could also be useful for when she looses that bloody red headed temper, shhhhhhh wink

:eeek: :eeek: Nothing will keep me down flipa especially when firemen are involved :rascal:
my God HornyRed will nothing keep you down were Firemen are concerned. Dino you have our symphathy, call in more troops with extra strong Duct Tape (Black Masking tape the best)
The Dukes
as Churchill said we will fight them on the beaches, in the air,sea and land. But ladies you are to much for me, getting all hot under the collar. under darkness he moves away.
better bring a bigger Tank
smile :)
To much for the Miltary there, your right Dino, we are pulling out. Or in our terms a tactical withdrawal. and not running away honest.
the Dukes xx
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear RHG & Darkfire
Happy birthday to you
xxxxx
Now Now ladies, calm down. You can count on us military to turn up. We can also use a hose wink :wink: :idea:
Sorry Hornyred, don't have a Firemans uniform, but still have my soldiers uniform. xx
Quote by naughtynymphos1
well thanx for clearing up where Huthwaite is lol

Thats fine, just saw it on a map not lived here long, yorkshire originally (good Curry houses there)
Soz gone of the subject.
Quote by naughtynymphos1

Hey I'm from Mansfield toooo, i hear the best Curry house is in huthwaite (Sutton Ashfield way)
On the subject of hard times ( i always get one when a womans around wink )
some fantastic views and reports. has a newbie reading through all these points really does help. and we should take lisen and take most of them in. Thank you to you all
The Dukes
Just thought of another, in the gym on the rowing machine, backwards and forwards.
Ho yes dambuster loose the tash mate, took mine of two weeks ago after 17yrs and feel alot younger (my thoughts only haha)
Me i'd say in my Office, i can see out but they can't see in, and the amount of people that walk by mmmhh
Hope you all have a great night, wish I was going :cry: :cry: :cry: But a bit to new. Postie what a great idea in regards to newbie. hope your around when hopefully I get invited to my first.
the Dukes
Heading to Halifax for the weekend, any ladies in that area fancy going out for a drink or maybe more smile :)
add number: 365070
Hi welcome to the site from another newbie, lisen to Sexysteph she is helping me all the way. So have fun the forums are great.
the dukes
Not so keen on Christmas day, my birthday is on the 26th so always got pressie on Christmas day (1 with merry Christmas & a happy birthday on it). so now I love my birthday as I refuse to work on that day and just get drunk.
The dukes
Hey Postie, not as professional as you yet. lol thought if I kept trying you never know :cheers:
Hi
Very intrested what area is it you come from, maybe we can make all our dreams come true.
the dukes xx
Hi can I put my name down for the munch please, hopefully I won't be a to newer newbie by then.
The dukes
wish I was going but still got no friends yet. Mind you have to go watch Miss Siagon 2nite. Amyone seen it
the dukes.
Mine is to walk in from work, and have a female just kneel down in front of me and give me a wonderful BJ before i take her up stairs and lick away until, then into all fours xxx
the dukes
Still looking to go to this. Need a female to escort me, anyone out there PM me xx biggrin