The art of sweet talking is dying Heather,thats the sort of rubbish you have to contend with nowadays.
Courtesy and repest open far more doors than rudeness.
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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
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This wasnt me but a friend of mine.
Hes having passionate sex with his g/f of the time,being teenagers it got a bit is rather tight and hes a bit of a big ,he starts to get a damp feeling in the groin stops and looks down and sees hes covered in then gets off thinking that she has started her period or hes split no,hes only gone and broken his string and hes losing blood at a rapid called and he departs to hospital covered in blood with a hard on.
Hes having passionate sex with his g/f of the time,being teenagers it got a bit is rather tight and hes a bit of a big ,he starts to get a damp feeling in the groin stops and looks down and sees hes covered in then gets off thinking that she has started her period or hes split no,hes only gone and broken his string and hes losing blood at a rapid called and he departs to hospital covered in blood with a hard on.
Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmm education where do i start.
Primary school was fun fun fun all the way for me.
Junior school was great too,i was always off doing sport of 1 sort or the other.
Secondary school,now thats where the problems it was an independent grammar school in Birmingham,it was very strange to i grew increasingly bored with it especially when i found out there was an all girls school down the after a promising start here i am,i think it was my lack of wanting to comply that undid me.
Onward and upward into the Army and to college and wow.I flew through cos i wanted to learn things that were relative to what i was doing.
Primary school was fun fun fun all the way for me.
Junior school was great too,i was always off doing sport of 1 sort or the other.
Secondary school,now thats where the problems it was an independent grammar school in Birmingham,it was very strange to i grew increasingly bored with it especially when i found out there was an all girls school down the after a promising start here i am,i think it was my lack of wanting to comply that undid me.
Onward and upward into the Army and to college and wow.I flew through cos i wanted to learn things that were relative to what i was doing.
Ah but you might not have the same type of tape measure as others come in imperial inches and man`s ego is also another version which shrinks in the wash without losing any of the measurements so 8" is realy only 6".
You could always use the final method which is to measure from your arsehole thus increasing the size,unless of course you are a enuch
, then youve got on hope.
Dont give up just cos you think your not big enough.
You could always use the final method which is to measure from your arsehole thus increasing the size,unless of course you are a enuch
, then youve got on hope.Dont give up just cos you think your not big enough.
Yeah right usual loads of crap from the papers.
Whilst i`m here i must tell you this story,while its fresh in my mind.
An avid dogger and swinger that i know are in a car park on Friday night,him,his wife and another couple are all sat in 1 car.A guy approaches the empty car as they arrived in separate cars,and begins to look through the window into the empty then begins to pleasure himself over the delights he can see in the empty car.(obviously he must have a great imagination).
Whilst i`m here i must tell you this story,while its fresh in my mind.
An avid dogger and swinger that i know are in a car park on Friday night,him,his wife and another couple are all sat in 1 car.A guy approaches the empty car as they arrived in separate cars,and begins to look through the window into the empty then begins to pleasure himself over the delights he can see in the empty car.(obviously he must have a great imagination).
Damn i havent had one of those,but then again i wouldnt go on the television and blurb on about why im a swinger etc,and to then have some so called expert say how incomplete i was im very sorry Mr/Mrs researcher i am complete and i got all the bits i was born with still attached.
So to all television researchers a very royal archers salute V
So to all television researchers a very royal archers salute V
The author Frederick Forsyth to find the truth about was he involved in the financing of an attempted coup in Africa.
Also the last four Tudor monarchs,Henry,Edward,Mary and Elizabeth to see what it like when church split and if the persecution that occured was as really bad ad we are lead to a fasinating period of English history.
Also the last four Tudor monarchs,Henry,Edward,Mary and Elizabeth to see what it like when church split and if the persecution that occured was as really bad ad we are lead to a fasinating period of English history.
I think i`m a lucky chap of my daughters are at the age where they can start to ask awkward it`ll be there mum thats gets all the questions.I`m so happy about thinking of her squirming around trying to answer them.
A friend of mine comes to the pub to meet his wife after work with their daughter aged approx Kitten are on the tele on one of the music little angel comes out with "They are all mingers they are" i was rolling up.
A friend of mine comes to the pub to meet his wife after work with their daughter aged approx Kitten are on the tele on one of the music little angel comes out with "They are all mingers they are" i was rolling up.
Thanks Dawn and Ian,what a great was good to see some old faces that ive met before and meeting some of the new for you Dawn.
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I hope that all those that attended had a great time and got home safely.I look forward to seeing you all again in the future.
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I hope that all those that attended had a great time and got home safely.I look forward to seeing you all again in the future.
