Been off line for a few weeks and now we are back and desperate for a Shag.
Got the whole house to ourselves this weekend and looking to hook up with a Bi Fem to join us for some fun, frolics and basically shag the weekend away.
So if you are in Essex and want to have to some fun get in touch
Here;s hoping
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Hi ya,
Well we are still here, pop in and out, but dont really post much now.
Do still use the chatroom though
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WE are tarts (well Mrs Tigs certainly is)
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Huge Congrats you pair
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Dont know what you mean Markz LOL
still had no joy though, boo hoo but thats no real big suprise.
If it had been Mrs tigs looking for some action, think the pm box would have been full from all the men as there has been a major increase LOL
Hi ya all,
thought I would give it a go but dont expect to get any luck, but I can live in hope.
Right here goes......
Looking for a Fem for the male half of tigersgobounce69.
Either to have fun with or on my own or with my wife watching, your choice.
Please ignore our profile as its slightly wrong LOL
If you would like to know more info on us please pm and we can take things from there.
Requirements : NO MALES, You can be married or single and you can bring a partner to the meet but they will not be allowed to watch or be present.
Hope to here from someone soon
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Can you certifiy us babe, I dont know what for, maybe for Mrs Tigs having the worse voice on the kareoke...................
PLEASE
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Oh Wow, Well Done Babe..................
Just what you need this time of year, some bloody good news.
Enjoy darling
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Chav nativity...
There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)
She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He
does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?'
Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.'
Mary's totally gobsmacked.
She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper.
I
never bin wiv no one!'
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is
largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.
She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon
I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna
get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn
Bethlehem on that.
They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an'
that.
But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter
into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their
heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from
the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an'
myrrh?
Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick
off
when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord
geezer.
He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You
better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm
goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So
they
go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an'
that.
Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into
Stella.
Muff on the rocks (neil diamond)
I want you, I need you, I muff you (barclay james harvest)
Tainted Muff (soft cell)
Ok I did this last year and managed to lose a stone but over the year have put this back on. So here I go again, presume this is starting after christmas so I can eat lots of choccy over xmas and drink lots booze. Yippee
Mrs Tigersgobounce69
we are in....................
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cause one way or another you would no longer be curious
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