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tonysb09
Over 90 days ago
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melons45 told me im a nice mouthfull....mind u she has only got a small mouth.....mmmm now im worried :shock:
i like spiders, they will do u no harm, so if your gonna do summat with it ..LET IT GO !!
slide a piece of paper under the glass and carry it outside and release the poor thing, imagine how you would feel if some 80ft monster trapped you under a glass....pretty shitty i assure u.
so live and let live ....... its done nowt wrong....
pololady....
Aged 24-40 = 39
5’8’’ and over = 5'9"
Good looking = erm thats your call
Have no penis abnormality = none that im aware of
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar. = ewwwww
me ?? well i do try my best......besides someones gotta lower the tone....might as well be me .!!!!
as i dont have anythin else on my desk....
after being a "single male" and being part of a "couple" i find that there as many timewasting cpls as there are singles, as a "single male" I have allways been genuine and turned up when arranged , and i have also been let down by supposed couples.
Now being part of a couple we also turn up if we arrange to meet and always send "face" pics and fone numbers to confirm we are genuine, but we are finding more and more supposed cpls are timewasters.
Arrange to meet up, phone or just chat to do the same with people and they dissapear...strange, people want pics of "action" or private pics and cant send any back because the pics are too big.....
so dont knock the majority because of the minority, there are timewating cpls as well as singles....
most are genuine and all that we have met are great and would meet again no probs..
so thanks to ALL the genuine people that make this site a success and thanks to all those that help run it, because without these people we would never have met loads of great likeminded folks..!!!!!!
:taz:
go on the sarah and melons in nurses outfits...mmmmmm me me me pleeease
hump :hump:
1 – your most distinguish feature -New tattoo across shoulders
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - muffin..schoolkids can be cruel!!!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - melons45
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) - bid-up tv theme tune..
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - daughter hugging me this morning
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought - 8" dildo for melons45...hmmmm
7 – one thing you want to do this summer - sleep lots
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row -
starter - pate, gherkins and toast
main - pasta cabonara (my own) and chilli-con-carne (my own)
desert - a bucket of rasberry ripple ice cream
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Melons45
Angeline Jolie
Billie Piper
Jeri Ryan
Renni Russo
Patsy Kensit
Einstein
10 – the worst job you have ever done - Burger King (in Denmark - Copenhagen)
Scared and lonely all alone
walk into empty house
silent feet upon the floor
close behind me the prison door..
timeless days and weeks go by
i'll never understand why
scared and lonely all alone
silent feet on the floor...
hello marcuso & mm can u please put our names down for this one...
thanks
tonysb09
melons45
FDISK works just fine...then format .. the restore the safe image you created when you first loaded all your software...
Get your name down NOW, my 40th birthday bash, held in Stockport, venue TBC
provisional date october 14th
for a great nite (although short for me) - it was nice meeting you guys !! biggrin
mmmm well i hope i get to know a few of you better !!!
jucy, blue & littlegem...lol :D
well mr & mrs M...u will be missed by many folk, especially me an melons....we will be down to c you and make your life down sarf a little more exciting.... :shock:
ps...your toy from the USA has arrived..lol biggrin
:shock: :shock: lol cool
:P i can do a trick with modelling balloons....hows that for entertainment ??
:shock: 8-) :lol:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
:P my place in stockport..cum and join us Monday 6th June...limited places so cpl get priority.... biggrin
so far
tony n melons
david n friski
Well folks, thanks for your replies.....and i appreciate your feedback....i understand that people somtimes cant make it and have problems etc. Am i not allowed to be pissed off ??? .....
And as far as walking up here..the answer is YES !!!
thanks all, but we wont be doing this again....we have arranged this for ages, got food etc and last minute people let us down....well we are not happy, so thanks again.....
the party is still on for those reliable folks and u are all more than welcome.....
anyway thanks again to all you folks who r still coming.......
The List !!! biggrin
Melons n tony Cpl
Mr & Mrs Muttley Cpl
VickyUK Single Fem
Leon n Fran Cpl
FriskiVixen Single Fem
David48 single
tayiandave Cpl
ThomasBham single
ScouseJoe single
Please pm me for address ...... lol and we have room for anoth 5 or 6 cpls......or another 10/15 single fems....so c'mon a week to go.... :D :shock:
i havnt, it was a wind up/......lol......fgs.....im not arranging anything for the same nite.......i will however be arranging 1 for another nite......ok???
lol :twisted: sorry girls....i posted this as a wind up...just to be a little controversial.....we will not hold it on the date stated.....but all the guys interested in a nite out leaving the girls at home and getting pissed out on the town. lets get summat organised....NOT the 24th ...lol wink :twisted: :wink:
biggrin Right gents......lets get this sorted ...nite out for the boyz ... blackpool 24th June, lets show the ladies we can party too......
:shock: Get your name down NOW....
:shock:
if i dress up like a super slapper tart in a short skirt and no knickers can i join in ???