melons45 told me im a nice mouthfull....mind u she has only got a small mouth.....mmmm now im worried :shock:
i like spiders, they will do u no harm, so if your gonna do summat with it ..LET IT GO !!
slide a piece of paper under the glass and carry it outside and release the poor thing, imagine how you would feel if some 80ft monster trapped you under a glass....pretty shitty i assure u.
so live and let live ....... its done nowt wrong....
pololady....
Aged 24-40 = 39
5’8’’ and over = 5'9"
Good looking = erm thats your call
Have no penis abnormality = none that im aware of
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar. = ewwwww
me ?? well i do try my best......besides someones gotta lower the tone....might as well be me .!!!!
as i dont have anythin else on my desk....
i didnt do that !!! :shock:
after being a "single male" and being part of a "couple" i find that there as many timewasting cpls as there are singles, as a "single male" I have allways been genuine and turned up when arranged , and i have also been let down by supposed couples.
Now being part of a couple we also turn up if we arrange to meet and always send "face" pics and fone numbers to confirm we are genuine, but we are finding more and more supposed cpls are timewasters.
Arrange to meet up, phone or just chat to do the same with people and they dissapear...strange, people want pics of "action" or private pics and cant send any back because the pics are too big.....
so dont knock the majority because of the minority, there are timewating cpls as well as singles....
most are genuine and all that we have met are great and would meet again no probs..
so thanks to ALL the genuine people that make this site a success and thanks to all those that help run it, because without these people we would never have met loads of great likeminded folks..!!!!!!
1 – your most distinguish feature -New tattoo across shoulders
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - muffin..schoolkids can be cruel!!!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - melons45
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) - bid-up tv theme tune..
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - daughter hugging me this morning
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought - 8" dildo for melons45...hmmmm
7 – one thing you want to do this summer - sleep lots
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row -
starter - pate, gherkins and toast
main - pasta cabonara (my own) and chilli-con-carne (my own)
desert - a bucket of rasberry ripple ice cream
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Melons45
Angeline Jolie
Billie Piper
Jeri Ryan
Renni Russo
Patsy Kensit
Einstein
10 – the worst job you have ever done - Burger King (in Denmark - Copenhagen)
Scared and lonely all alone
walk into empty house
silent feet upon the floor
close behind me the prison door..
timeless days and weeks go by
i'll never understand why
scared and lonely all alone
silent feet on the floor...
hello marcuso & mm can u please put our names down for this one...
thanks
tonysb09
melons45
FDISK works just fine...then format .. the restore the safe image you created when you first loaded all your software...
Get your name down NOW, my 40th birthday bash, held in Stockport, venue TBC
provisional date october 14th
Well folks, thanks for your replies.....and i appreciate your feedback....i understand that people somtimes cant make it and have problems etc. Am i not allowed to be pissed off ??? .....
And as far as walking up here..the answer is YES !!!
thanks all, but we wont be doing this again....we have arranged this for ages, got food etc and last minute people let us down....well we are not happy, so thanks again.....
the party is still on for those reliable folks and u are all more than welcome.....
anyway thanks again to all you folks who r still coming.......
i havnt, it was a wind up/......lol......fgs.....im not arranging anything for the same nite.......i will however be arranging 1 for another nite......ok???
if i dress up like a super slapper tart in a short skirt and no knickers can i join in ???