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wales_cple
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Female, 61
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Please, please, please can there be a sticky thread where everything remotely referring to Christmas goes? Other posts which mention it get locked?
No..No..NO..Iits my birthday on christmas day and I had a whole sac load of posts lined up!!! ...:kick:
I now go.. to drink from the Chalice of dissapointment... :violin:
...............and hiya neighboursI know who it is..how could I forget ...When we going for that pint?
(Now you know who it is)
Oh my god who is the singer.. :crazy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Well go for a jug whenever you are up my end hun...
Or when im down your end... :twisted:
Disadvantages....
When I was young...The nick names... Big Bird...Lucky legs...Lanky Lucy...
Were you born in a Green House...Do you sleep in a Grow Bag...Lurch...!!!... :dry:
Disadvantages now... Can never find trousers long enough in main stream shops!!
Can never go un-noticed when im trying to sneak around... :twisted:
When I was young...The nick names... Big Bird...Lucky legs...Lanky Lucy...
Were you born in a Green House...Do you sleep in a Grow Bag...Lurch...!!!... :dry:
Disadvantages now... Can never find trousers long enough in main stream shops!!
Can never go un-noticed when im trying to sneak around... :twisted:
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I came from under the :bounce: gooseberry :bounce: bush... :!:
At least that's what my mum told me when I was 4...
Fine... seemed ok for a year or two... then I started wondering
.
How did I get there... wasnt I cold... we dont have a gooseberry bush... how did they know I was there...
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Then I realised... the penny had dropped... off I ran to my big sister in anxt to proclaim proudly..."I know where babies come from, they come out of your belly button"...
With wich she replied..."oh dont be so stupid , they come out your bum"... :eeek:
Interesting to know where you came from???
I came from under the :bounce: gooseberry :bounce: bush... :!:
At least that's what my mum told me when I was 4...
Fine... seemed ok for a year or two... then I started wondering
.How did I get there... wasnt I cold... we dont have a gooseberry bush... how did they know I was there...
:Then I realised... the penny had dropped... off I ran to my big sister in anxt to proclaim proudly..."I know where babies come from, they come out of your belly button"...
With wich she replied..."oh dont be so stupid , they come out your bum"... :eeek:
Interesting to know where you came from???
Quote by dab62hey caz id be your wardrobe monster
Im sick, tired and fed up of going in my wadrobe and... HELLO... there's never anything to wear...!!!..
I'm at my tethers end.. every time i go to get ready.... NOTHING...Its bloody empty.... :taz:
Ivehad endless rows concerning the vanishing garments but he just doesnt realise...you buy stuff now and again but after a month its vanished....
Even when the wardrobe seems full there is never anything suitable ... you get P.I.W.S ---Passive Indecisive Wardrobe Syndrome...
Ive come to the conclusion there is a monster in my wardrobe eating my clothes--- there has to be..... :twisted:
WHERE DO LADIES CLOTHES GO ????
the smell of of your cloths id be your moths any day regards daveSo thats where they are going then...You bad boy...
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
Quote by dargento
obviously with a history of long as britain has and its its way of ...burn....piliging its way around the world for a millenia or to john wayne fans at least 50 lustrums....
we have accrued a lot of laws which for the sake of not having time in our seats of power (house of commons/lords) which were enacted some hundreds of years ago and never revoked (not sure if thats the right word)
for instance........
it is still illegal to eat mince pies on christmas day......this law goes back to the 17th century and was brought about by the quakers but never rescinded....
also....it is still legal to shoot a scotsman on sight in the isle of man......apparently theyre still worried that bonny prince charlie will stop off in douglas for a plate of manx kippers...
the list is endless......are there any you know of or am i just sking this for the sake of asking...
it's illegal to pass a shop withoutbuying me the best dress in the store...
And that law stands
2to1 on the latter
What doesn't feel right for you but deep down you know is good for you really?
Getting up in the morning..Going to work --That does'nt feel righ t-- I just want the money.
Being told..."you have drunk enough" -- thats a hard one to take.
NO you cant have that dress -- "its too expensive" -- thats a downright bummer.... :upset:
:angel: :angel:
Getting up in the morning..Going to work --That does'nt feel righ t-- I just want the money.
Being told..."you have drunk enough" -- thats a hard one to take.
NO you cant have that dress -- "its too expensive" -- thats a downright bummer.... :upset:
:angel: :angel:
Quote by Benz2502
are you ladies confusing the window with the wardrobe?
(hint! pile of clothes in back garden=window, wooden box with rail= wardrobe)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Should try my bloody wardrobes.. just ironed about 20+ t shirts and now got no fucking space to put them away... thank christ there ain't a woman in the house.. I would have no space for fuck all!!!
Oooooh... Ouch...Oooooh...eeeey...I hate ironing... :scared:
(and that ain't meant as a criticism.................much... just means I live in a shoebox... probably one of hers that has been left here.... lol
Im sick, tired and fed up of going in my wadrobe and... HELLO... there's never anything to wear...!!!..
I'm at my tethers end.. every time i go to get ready.... NOTHING...Its bloody empty.... :taz:
Ivehad endless rows concerning the vanishing garments but he just doesnt realise...you buy stuff now and again but after a month its vanished....
Even when the wardrobe seems full there is never anything suitable ... you get P.I.W.S ---Passive Indecisive Wardrobe Syndrome...
Ive come to the conclusion there is a monster in my wardrobe eating my clothes--- there has to be..... :twisted:
WHERE DO LADIES CLOTHES GO ????
I'm at my tethers end.. every time i go to get ready.... NOTHING...Its bloody empty.... :taz:
Ivehad endless rows concerning the vanishing garments but he just doesnt realise...you buy stuff now and again but after a month its vanished....
Even when the wardrobe seems full there is never anything suitable ... you get P.I.W.S ---Passive Indecisive Wardrobe Syndrome...
Ive come to the conclusion there is a monster in my wardrobe eating my clothes--- there has to be..... :twisted:
WHERE DO LADIES CLOTHES GO ????
I have film you can borrow
Reasonably attractive cast. ..believeable plot.. 
.virtual strangers .. 
. and then...they get all WET.. :sticky: ...SLOPPY & SQUELCHY... :silly:... fondling the mucky stuff... :censored:
Cant to tell you any more.
You need to see this one for yourself....
...GHOST...
better than any comercial moovies ive ever borrowed
Reasonably attractive cast.
..believeable plot.. .virtual strangers .. . and then...they get all WET.. :sticky: ...SLOPPY & SQUELCHY... :silly:... fondling the mucky stuff... :censored: Cant to tell you any more.
You need to see this one for yourself....
...GHOST...
better than any comercial moovies ive ever borrowed
