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wallace47
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 77
0 miles · Southampton

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Just HOW much sperm is he putting into her, to make her belly swell?? smile :)
This seems appropriate...if the arthriitus lets me get o n my knees to pray.......
THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Bill.
curious_catz...From what I can see on your pic..YOUR boo boo's are fine toooo smile :) :) :) :)
If I wore a suit of armour...she'd probably go to the kitchen and get a tin opener smile
You'd better watch out for Voddy though Bill. She's like an octopus with hands all over the place :shock: lol
Think I may be able to handle Voddy..a lot in fact @) @)
Quote by RedHot
is it alright if I wear ma kilt?? @) @) @) @)

Only if the ladies can form a queue to have a look and see what you got underneath it :twisted:
Oh and may I have the first feel of your sporran confused: lol
T-J
Now....would that be an orderly queue....or (hopefully) a disorderly one ? :happy: :happy:
Tracy...as I met you first..then yes, my dear, you can have first feel..but NO telling what is :swingingchair: under there redface surprisedops: , otherwise I just might get mad
Of course, I would have to see/feel what you were wearing...after all, fairs, fair, don't you think?? ,
Bill :love:
Quote by jameswestlondon
Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway smile,
Bill

Sorry Bill, you decided to post this again despite my reply earlier? A better idea might be for you to stop being so fecking presumptuous and judgemental!
I do not know how it posted twice, I only pressed the button once.
I was NOT being presumptious or judgemental, at least I had the decency and forethought to say "not knowing the circumstances", I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, and not jumping to any comclusions.
AND....the re was no need for the "donut" remark !!!!
Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway smile,
Bill
Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway smile,
Bill
That is being Kinky ??? Thank you foor enlighening me..all my life ....I thought that was normal smile biggrin :) somebody lied to me!!!!
No whip, but got environmentally friendly green wellies, or seeing as how it'a water we are talking about..maybe I should wear my sandals instead..
BiFem..mile for mile, it IS nearly the most expensive stretch of water to cross
psssttttttt were they hunks then
<< Has never, ever been called a hunk, not even by a blind person, something more akin to a Lump might bea more appropriate description smile But not saying lump of what !!!!!! :) :)
That's cos me a shy boy redface surprisedops:
You looked sooooooooooo nice was almost tempted to drag you over to the fire, lay your bum facing the fire....wouldn't have shivered then smile
Course, if you haad sat as close to me as "The Other Two" sitting, think it might have raised the temperature a wee bit :) :)
blast ..............the things you find out when it's to late..... banghead :banghead: ,
Bill
1st Law of Survival in cold climes...........
Huddle together for mutual bodily warmth !! smile :happy: ,
Bill
Miss Chief.......gets yoo hoo off the hook !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smile
Thanks for your nice comments about ma wee voice :thrilled:
As you say it's all down in :small-print: now.......No backing out now, T-J,
Bill
THURSDAY NIGHT.......what can I say??? biggrin :D :D :D :D
I think I can speak for ALL that ose that turned up....well all FOUR of us !!!!, that it was a most enjoyable evening, even though the pub was a bit ?? cold.
Was nice to put a face to three of the names....Miss_Chief, Red Hot and Manolishi, with whom I had a pleasant evening. Nice to meet you three smile, look forward to seeing you again, and in the not too distant future. Sorry you couldn't be there Jon sad
Of course, for every upside there is a downside....and that is to those who pledged they were coming...and didn't !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND.. not so much as a bye your leave, or EVEN a teensy weensy excuse as to why they could not be there.
In this electronic age, why does communication suddenly become non existent???
An apology, an excuse, a reason....anything would be acceptable from those who said they were coming....but did'nt show :(
Anyway...to end on a happy note....We were practically thrown out, being the last to leave, and agreed that we should do it again sometime soon. a person has been nominated unanimously to organise the next one....but more of that later....
Needless to say, a haap yand enjoyable time was had by all (four) ..
Who said size matters ??? Us gang of four thoroughly enjoyed ourselves !!!!
May you all be jealousenoughand come to the next one to find out what you were missing :),
All the best,
Bill
Mike..will say my prayers tonight..and hope the Brillo pads don't materialise Thursday.
Teach you to play cards with a Hustler...didn't yo Mama tell you never, ever to do it??? Silly boy!!! smile
I think the onus is on the poster of the message to give as much info as he/she can in the opening post. Anyone can then decide whether it is close enough, or of interest to them in replying.
It does not take the postee that much more effort to say where they are from, what they are looking for, etc., etc. After all, it is they who are looking for someone to reply to THEM !!!
Sorry if this ruffles a few feathers...but maybe, just maybe, that is what is needed in some of these posts.
Having said all that...............Hope everyone finds what they are looking for smile :)
Red Hot....sticky.....You bringing Elastoplast along on Thursday?? smile
Anyway, ...isn't everything down to Nature in the end??
Miss Chief.... Hope the label you have got is environmentally friendly *S* :)
MQ..I agree with you, there has to be "some"physical attraction, does not have to be much.
As far as clicking goes, that is something undefinable that you just know the minute you see them.
hard work trying to talk to someone who hads no sense of humour and ca't raise a smile !!
Does NOT like the sound of the Brillo pad. :fuckinghell:
As for the nut crackers, think I woul rather banghead than have them near me smile
All the best,
Bill,
Is landfill environmentally friendly???...and why does the last part say "mentally" ??
How about recycling them...and using them as fish food smile :)
I'd better put my bestest Chastity belt on smile As long as T-J doesn't bring the bolt croppers and nut crackers along.
Man eater?......In that case, llil ol me (should?) be safe.....is a mere boy :)
Nooooooooooo..it's not that..Iv'e just read soo much about you.
The thought of actually meeting you ????????
What more can I, I mere male, say????
Toupee??.........Are you saying yo would lke to wipe the floor with me????
How about................joning me on the floor ??? redface ..Who said that/ smile
WOW Weeeeeeeeeeee
Puts some axle grease on hie new toupee !!!!
*Checks calendar to see if tomorrow is Thursday* smile