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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Psst Alex over here
It wasnt a joke really hes just concerned that 12" is abnormal :shock: but dont worry Ive pm ed him and put his mind at rest, Ive told him in this cold weather its nothing to be ashamed of rolleyes and anyway some people prefer small :idea:
I think actor would be a good name for my manhood as it spends more time resting between jobs than actually working :shock:
yes luvvie Im just looking for the right part (umm of course) :shock:
tease lol lol lol
hi jackers on the horizon,...............oh no actually weve arrived cool
take this thread to Cuba (or maybee just Sheffield will do) wink
I had to look up what vanilla was first before replying to this thread redface redface redface
Gave me a good idea for a dessert for herself at the weekend however wink
I dont give a toss Im that horny Id shag anyone or probably anything at the moment rolleyes
roll on Friday :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
My thoughts exactly
Thanks Mark its been fun, and thanks for restoring my avatar which I was such a numpty I couldnt do lol
Hope all goes well for you and yours in the future
despite having reached the ripe old age of 41 there are still things which I seem to be completely incapable of not doing even though I know it will cause me grief or pain :shock:
for example I know damn well that an oven is a hot place and that if i put my hand in it and touch the baking tray it will burn :cry:
so why do I do it every week confused:
I am aware also that irons are hot yet i still test the temperature by touching the base in some vain belief that I will remove my finger prior to the removal of my fingerprint rolleyes
not on your nelly
And finally..................Zips.............. rolleyes
Ouch ouch ouch bloody ouch :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
The end of my willy looks like it has been ironed from both bloody sides redface mad mad
So what do you guysregularly do which you know perfectly well you shouldnt confused: confused:
Ps Im off to get some Ice :cry:
Nice pics Sarah et al.
Just returned from a long trip and they warmed the very cockles of confused:
well suffice to say Ive got a warm feeling somewhere wink
Woolen long johns for me.
made very popular in the late 19th century. hows that for sexy :twisted: :twisted:
If youre interested which boys Im sure you are they are available from both K mart and SAGA direct wink
now thats where I do all my shopping
Lissa you from Rugby as well :shock: :shock:
thats at least three Rugby doggers on here we should start the Rugby possee :shock:
Tonight staying in and cooking a coq au vin for me the boys and my eldest son (hes moving to his own place next month)
Tommorrow off to my mobile in Scarborough for the annual mega bonfire and fireworks display with the boys
Sunday travelling back in the shi22y traffic :cry: :cry:
then up the pub with my mates surprised
Shame tonights no good for me sad
was put last night aswell oh well best of luck
ps In reply to an earlier post which I missed at the time I have sent you a pm
Hope it pisses down and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your underpants
nope not jealous here not atall rolleyes
okey dokey me thinks Id better try and start being nice to the babysitter lol lol
If I can get one arranged I will need to book some accomodation so if anyone has any info on a decent hotel I would be interested
by pm of course
Thats a thursday Alex which is one of the few days I might actually be able to get some cover on the boys. Im in Sheffield about once a week on average so could arrange work round it.
are you thinking afternoon or evening confused: confused: confused:
Hold that thought Debbs Ill be rightover :twisted: :twisted:
hi jack over
bugger bugger bugger
I was in Manchesterland last night and now Im back in warwickland
hope you find someone Gem
Im a multi millionaire
Ive got a Ferrari
My willies 18 inches long
Some of the above may not be entirely true wink wink
Good girl Alex lol lol
give me a look then wink wink
love stockings but tights do nothing for me (and I always snag them putting them on :shock: :shock: )
Cracking stuff Dawn and Ian
Its scary but I recognise every location :shock: Dawn youve just got to do the sequel cool
Sarah at Silverstone very good but I still reckon you should do it in daylight :twisted:
I dont normally post in here , actually I think its a bit scary redface redface
However business is taking me to Ramsbottom on Monday , a place of the country Ive never been before. I was just wondering if anyone would fancy meeting up if only for a chat over a cup of tea (I dont believe Coffee is available that far north lol lol )
thank you for listening
warwick
Its not that Im not photogenic thats the problem its that Im ugly rolleyes rolleyes
I know what you mean though in all honesty , my lady friend is a really pretty woman but she doesnt look as good in photos confused:
it is strange
Ive met socially with a few people off this site and to be honest they looked pretty much as I had expected
gorgeous :twisted: :twisted:
Perhaps this displacement measure could be a more accurate guide for members members as well reese
do you think Vix would be up to the steralisation part lol lol
ps good to see you back wink
well that was atotal waste of time mad mad
been sitting here with my sunroof open for an hour and a half now and still no sign of Debbiewebbs free falling through the stratosphere
guess ill just have to have a Baggyboy rolleyes rolleyes
go on then I suppose I could force myself
oh by the way Im warwick a newbie on here lol