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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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For once I agree with davej..Easy you pansy
bet hes got one of those novelty plastic cups with floating goldfish in as well :shock:
liquid camp stuff
you bast&*d Mr j that is pure evil mad
ps is Dawn still playing with dangly bits confused:
when your man enough to take it Mrj my coffee cup holds a pint and has a rim width of at least 10cm
so if I want I can dunk a whole snowball
ner ner ne ner ner mad
To Clarify. Its fine for girls to drink tea just not manly nen types
and I dont care if davej does have a workbench and a bosch power drill it still doesnt excuse his tea drinking habit :shock:
Right thats it the gloves are off now
Rants tuts FFS mad
Its coffee ers v tea ers
and nobody start a bloody poll FFS
neil warwick steve lincs warwick and warwick stand for coffee and manly things
davej and relapse woosies and tea drinkers
tea its the devils own brew mad
bring it on Mr j
i can eat 3 of them little cakes with the coconut on and still stand no problem :idea:
leave sgt Bilko outta this mad
I like the idea of being well buttered (hang on I think that should be in a different thread) lol
FFS Steve only 15 cups youre a bloody wimp
coffeholic means minimum 30 a day mind you you are right teas for wussies lol
Theres nothing wrong with us FFS
tuts
you watch that fruit loop davej ll be here any minute high on Tea posting bolloxTM lol
now if you go experimenting with Tea my dear boy just be aware of the perils
davej is a confirmed tea drinker and look where thats got him sad
The stuff should be banned. Look at me I drink about 37 cups of coffee a day and I dont think anyone would disagree that I am the most balanced contributor on the forum wink
Aaah cheers mate
that means Im just a Prat
thats gotta be some sort of promotion lol
Pusshhhy Ghallore
phonetically sean conneryed
actually I find the girl in goldeneye the prettiest
I like brosnan best but mainly cos hes a less good looking version of me lol
Incidentally does everyone else find it impossible to get dressed for a black tie do and not look in the mirror and say the immortal words the names bond ...james bond
or am i a particularly sad prat
mmm the latter I think lol
What does sex mean confused:
cant answer the flaming poll if I dont know what it means FFS#tuts
and I dont like horlicks or soup so can I have a frothy coffee confused:
Hey Easy can I borrow youre cape damsel in distress here mate
oh and davej master criminal ill need some bolt clippers and a tasty geezer behind the wheel of a fast motor
no I dont give a toss if its wheel trims are missing lol
Neil me old tentpeg me thinks we have serious competition in the randomness stakes
so jelly and blancmange flibble :shock:
Just long enough to lose my marbles lol
you havent seen the have you confused:
Hi Dawn Im new too but I think this site looks like fun
so welcome ccr cambsguy dawn mids from one newbie to another lol
oh well cest la vie lol
maybee I shoul enroll at the Steve-Lincs charm school and improve my chances lol
Trimmed or shaven is good but whatever you do dont follow any advice on the subject from Easy or davej :cry:
you have been warned
You silver tounged devil you Steve lol
(warwick who would like to be a slut but doesnt seem to have the time)
Hey Steve are you that smooth with Claire confused: Im still waiting for her to arrive for her eight week break you know wink
I bow at your sexual god like stature
you sure know how to show a girl a good time rolleyes