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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Quite right Vix and I shall be personally inspecting all cards
Right so thats Vix so far lol
Im going for the record of shortest thread ever (only joshing Neil me old tentpeg) lol
Goldfish goldfish goldfish bast5rd
Ill fetch me coat (TM warwick 2004)
Thought Id better just pop this back up so davej understands it wasnt all my fault redface
Nice one TE
Does anyone else think davej s gonna kick my arse when he gets back?
OI re lapse thats my line mad
davej is a gent
his neck it is bent
his heads up his bum
and easys his chum
he taught me how to shave
and now its all the rave
My nominations are
WBB cos shell beat me up if I dont
Easy cos hes barking
Dawn mids cos she s lovely and silly
and me cos Ive got the Goldfish lol
lol lol lol lol
uh oh Agricola another suitable inmate
is that from the Roman?
are you a legibus scribbundi et republicae constituendae confused:
( sorry I have an A level in Roman history) redface
Ok Easy Ill come clean
Ive got a holiday home in Yorkshire and Im going up there with a certain lady as I have managed to get rid of the kids for a few days lol
Much naughtiness is gauranteed :twisted:
I am still awaiting my holiday pass from the Sarge so am unable to go just yet :cry:
so i guess Ill just have to hang around here and be subjected to more mindless drivel for the mo lol
How the f did this thread ever get to this stage confused:
certifiable the bleedin lot of ya lol
Well I hope youre happy with yourself now Neil mad
Just look what yove gone and done
TUTS
<<FFS>>
Each to his own mate
try test and improve
you have your Latte and I my Cappuchino lol
Right Im going on holiday for a few days next week and dont expect some miserable sod to pick on me like they have davej so who do I get the holiday request form from confused:
Blimey Neil youre smarter than you look
bliiindin as davej would say wink
easy Paul
neilinleeds wont take kindly to being called an oxymoron lol
incidentally we will find davej easily enough now we are offering such a huge reward lol
Hes going to have your guts for garters anyway pally :cry:
you blabbed about his location on the Costa Del Crime
concrete overcoat for you mate or at the very least a little light kneecapping :shock:
OH <<<FFS>> TUTs
how we ever gonna find davej now confused:
whos gonna dob the crime mastermind in for five measly goldfish
I mean Carlos the Jackall had a price on his head of 12 goldfish and it still took years to catch him
FFS trust neilinleeds mad