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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Dont know what I would say but corking ad on photo ads today
Hi mature male slime fit lol lol lol lol
Even if you are a frequent flier please take time to read the safety instructions before coming on board as all angels are slightly different
I am sorry to hear the problems you have had but as a relative newbee I would like to say there will always be a proportion of people who will be time wasters. As I am not in a position to meet anyone at the moment Im just enjoying the site and the company and wit. Hope things get better for you soon.
Oh and just a general note .I do think you can tell a lot about people by their posts in the forum but find some of the ads positively off putting
Best of luck for the future biggrin
Thought I d start a new thread . I would like to look like Pierce Brosnan . All be it a shorter
cudlier version
I have been told I look a bit like Bryan Ferry, but I think thats because I always look half asleep and have a fag hanging out of my mouth Oh and I always wear suits or trousers never jeans.
I did once get mistaken for John Parrot. Bloody cheek
evil
The only thing that goes down on you regularly is your pc
:cry:
A pint costs more than your first car
A packet of Fags costs more than your first house
Thought all sex was funny
Oh no were they just laughing at me redface
Skulks silently away for a quiet sob :cry:
Further to my earlier theory
8.5 inches Milton keynes
posted in....
Women seeking men........
doh doh doh mad mad mad
It would appear to me that every male advert on this site (well most) claims to have an apendage of eight inches or above. As the average is meant to be 5.5 inches then we are talking well above the norm.
The other interesting point is that most ads go sometting like " HUGE COCK NEEDS SHHAGG UP 4 IT ?". Not exactly Shakespeare is it ?
SO is there a corelation between Hung like a horse and iq like a flea ?
Averagely intelligent male rolleyes
Definitavely Bowie 1983 Last night of the tour Milton Keynes bowl.
Three hour set Brilliant
Support from
Pretenders
Bauhaus
and UB40
naughtiness in the car park afterwards with my then partner
Marvellous isnt it
When you wake up and think who the hell is that. And then realise youre looking in the bathroom mirror
I loved School. I went to a boys only (BOO) Grammer School and did ok I suppose.
The problem was School didnt like me. In truth I was Expelled for crimes against humanity
1 Blowing up most of the Phyics lab. Amazing what you can do with a little enthusiasm and no understanding
2 Removing all the pannels from a Geography teachers Citroen 2cv (red) and replacing them with the Headmasters Citroen 2CV (yellow) in a mix and match pattern. Hey presto two noddy cars and the end of my education at that establishment.
However two years at the local colledge on day release with all those nice young ladies and a job company car money etc.
Now thats education
(wasnt that Paul Weller)
I have the best job in the world. I work for myself . The only problem is recently ive had to give myself a written warning for spending too much time in internet chatrooms.
I did once sack myself accidentally but I relented later on when there was no one to make the coffee
I am fairly convinced that I am the most computer Illiterate person on the planet
I thought it would be a good idea to scan a couple of photos in to prove that I exist and am not a space alien. In my efforts to do so I have now completely buggered up my pc scanner link :cry:
And before anyone asks no I do not have a digital camera although I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that I may be the last person on planet earth not to.
Somebody tell me a joke cheer me up
Alexandra can you put the jacuzzi on again?
Why am I so dumb?PS that last bit wasnt meant to be rhetorical.
Hello everyone.I am in Birmingham on Thursday afternoon and was wondering if any of you (ie the forum) would be about as I have some time and would love to meet and have a chat.
No I am not looking for any more than that at the moment
The Italian Job
Had to be rally. The new ones not bad but there not real minis
Thankyou for those kind words moist.
my first ever mini was a van and I loved it. Rallied it autotested it toured Europe in it ... cried when I had to take it on its last journey to the scrappy. I am getting all tearfull now :cry:
I am almost ashamed to say that I have owned twelve minis
My favourite of which was a 1380 clubman full rally spec whith which I won the midlands road rallying championship twice in the late eighties
I was also verf fond of my little blue cooper but unfortunately I barrel rolled that into oblivion :cry:
Sounds pretty angry to me mad
Do you think we should all runaway and find a new jacuzzi thread
sorry guys redface
Ah Vizard . Essential bedtime reading for a petrol head of the 60s.
Right up untill the point of finding something better to do in bed lol
Sorry Im just being greedy I know you want to pm our friend above :cry:
Rocky called me young man. It has been many a year since I heard that
39 going on 9 thats me
Blimey did we drink all that wine
Pass me the jiff I supose as a newbee it is my honour to clean the plughole :cry:
Whoopee This is turning into my lucky day lol lol lol
(I wish i had an avatar but I cant find one suitable :cry:
I think Im getting addicted to this. Oh well put it with all my other vices redface
Sorry about that ,one of my bad habits leaving taps running.
but be fair wouldnt you be distracted in a jacuzzi with Alexandra and Jemlet lol
Fantastic suits me is there any more wine left or shall i open another bottle lol
see you later gmann
Hi Alexandra thanks for the post. Its so unfair I dont live nearer Wiggin ( am I a Southerner or a Midlander I wonder) confused:
Enjoyed the big hugs though biggrin
We will get kicked out of here soon and have to start a swinging mini lovers site.
ps I have been really naughty and bought a set of new alloys for it in anticipation of the return of my driving licence.
I love my mini but it does have limitations. Not exactly a doggers dream motor unless you are a double jointed dwarf
I am shocked and a whit abashed.
I had no idea there was piss taking on this site.
And there are girls in I had known I would have put my best suit on and had a shave
redface