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yehaf
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 67
Straight Female, 60
0 miles · Surrey
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.....I've been tied up with projects, none of which (unfortunately) have entailed tying up other people.Good on ya. Spread the word. I remember going through something similar, talking about the D&S scene when I was vaguely into it. It's nice to be able to explain that a scene isn't necessarily the way that "outsiders" perceive it...that there's love and respect and trust...and that without those elements it just doesn't work.
Hi folks...this post will win no prizes for stunning originality.... 
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I'll be out driving through the usual places near the Surrey/Middlesex borders later this evening....and again tomorrow evening and the evening after that. So....if any proud couples would like to show off, I'd love to see you do those special things that only you can do.
If not, then I shall enjoy the quieter late autumn evenings, watch the swans asleep in the reflections on the river, count the lights in the sky and maybe indulge in some conversation with passersby. This is, after all, the way that dogging trips always seem to progress and they aren't bad consolations. But it doesn't hurt to ask.
Happy days and nights......
Yf
....I'll be out driving through the usual places near the Surrey/Middlesex borders later this evening....and again tomorrow evening and the evening after that. So....if any proud couples would like to show off, I'd love to see you do those special things that only you can do.
If not, then I shall enjoy the quieter late autumn evenings, watch the swans asleep in the reflections on the river, count the lights in the sky and maybe indulge in some conversation with passersby. This is, after all, the way that dogging trips always seem to progress and they aren't bad consolations. But it doesn't hurt to ask.
Happy days and nights......
Yf
Quote by naughtynymphos1
better to get a bad Bj than no Bj at all
oooh i dunno sometimes you may as well just sort yourself out
sorry to be dumb but have to ask, whats a foreskin for anyway? i mean does it have a purpose in life other than to just sit there looking all loose and floppy?
get it cut off lads looks much better What? Are you mad??? The foreskin contains half the nerve-endings in the penis - it's effectively an extension to the glans so, when erect, the penis has extra sensitivity extending down the shaft for an inch or so rather than just being dependent on the glans for that wonderful feeling of being engulfed. Add to that, the foreskin protects the glans' sensitivity setting, it's true that a circumcised man loses sensitivity in the glans and, whilst that might aid "staying power" for some men with itchy triggers, for most it just means that they lose out on a lot of feeling. Circumcision without consent should be made illegal (ie wait 'til adulthood).
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.....I did shit myself when one smiled at me......
Hey, Seagull.....I think I've identified the flaw in your chat-up technique...... ;-)
Fantasies....Jeez....this could run for weeks. Don't most of us have a truckload stashed in our heads? Mine tend to be either disturbingly vanilla or else even more distrurbingly BDSM-ish. Here's one.....having dominance of a dungeon full of appealingly lingerie'd sexslaves who hurry to willingly perform a catalogue of perverse sexual acts with a supporting cast of (often unpleasant) clients whilst I languidly direct the action from my armchair.
Ho-hum.
Horrible experience. It's good to see that you're finding the strength to move on from this.
One of the guys that works for me was mugged and beaten a month or so back - he was set on by a gang of four men who punched him to the ground and then gave him a good kicking before taking his phone and running off. He's recovering, thank God. Unusually, the attackers were caught as it was all picked up on CCTV and the Police were able to track the men very quickly. This particular attack seems to have been at least partly racially motivated as they called him a "fucking " whilst delivering the attack....which is kind of ironic as he's Welsh and just happened to have a heavy tan and goatee beard at the time. Bloody morons.
One of the guys that works for me was mugged and beaten a month or so back - he was set on by a gang of four men who punched him to the ground and then gave him a good kicking before taking his phone and running off. He's recovering, thank God. Unusually, the attackers were caught as it was all picked up on CCTV and the Police were able to track the men very quickly. This particular attack seems to have been at least partly racially motivated as they called him a "fucking " whilst delivering the attack....which is kind of ironic as he's Welsh and just happened to have a heavy tan and goatee beard at the time. Bloody morons.
GOD yes......the one I can't stand is when they get sufficiently bored that they start fighting like cat and dog. The other day it was over one of those bloody Wonka bar things....I'd been stupid enough to only buy one and then suggest sharing it. Mind, it's not as bad as the Cadbury bars...what sadistic git in product development came up with a choccie bar that splits into seven chunks? I mean, what use is THAT? Unless you're living with the seven dwarves, that is.....
Hmmmmm......I would deign to be auditioned for the ladies' favours. My credentials are:
7'2" tall with an 18" appendage, the face and body of a young Adonis, the charm of Errol Flynn and a bank account that would make the Marquis of Bath look like a street doorway dweller. I also hold a BA (hons) in Advanced Lying and Bullshit Technology and turn an interesting shade of purple when over-excited.
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7'2" tall with an 18" appendage, the face and body of a young Adonis, the charm of Errol Flynn and a bank account that would make the Marquis of Bath look like a street doorway dweller. I also hold a BA (hons) in Advanced Lying and Bullshit Technology and turn an interesting shade of purple when over-excited.
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Last night I went down to the well-known riverside site near Richmond and, bloody HELL, the place was lit up like a fairground. There looked to be three or four portable "location" type units, a double decker bus, vans, caravans, utility vehicles, etc. At first I thought the New Age Travellers had moved in but it all looked far too businesslike and organised. Are they making a film or something? Obviously any kind of under-dashboard activity was completely out of the question!
Maybe someone knows how long these people are going to be down there??? Even more to the point, any suggestions about where to go in the meantime???? Keep 'em polite, please.... :-)
Maybe someone knows how long these people are going to be down there??? Even more to the point, any suggestions about where to go in the meantime???? Keep 'em polite, please.... :-)
Following a hard day beating my staff (nuge nudge) I didn't have a shower before not bothering to go last night, so I suppose I should apologise to the people I didn't offend with an overdose of pheromones and underarm man-fragrance.....
Oh....and it's good to know that the entire population of Luton have now come out of the closet.
Oh....and it's good to know that the entire population of Luton have now come out of the closet.
Ha. I've some HUGE woodlice in the garden at the moment. Big bastards, they are. The ones that curl up, though, are usually called pillbugs.
Earlier in the year I watched a butterfly chasing a bumblebee across a meadow for at least 15 minutes. Persistent little thing, it kept on the tail of that bee, round and round, up and down. I thought at first it was attracted by the smell of pollen but, when I read that butterflies are mainly influenced by colour, I decided that it's principal purpose in the chase must be sodomy.
Earlier in the year I watched a butterfly chasing a bumblebee across a meadow for at least 15 minutes. Persistent little thing, it kept on the tail of that bee, round and round, up and down. I thought at first it was attracted by the smell of pollen but, when I read that butterflies are mainly influenced by colour, I decided that it's principal purpose in the chase must be sodomy.
I think trolls should be blocked, yes....but for the rest it's a difficult subject. As a newbie I'm trying to gently enter the online community and the advice that clearly comes forward is to make lots of posts on the board. Getting the balance right between being too vocal and too silent is difficult when seeking to promote one's self in the hubbub, as is determining what's meaningful and what's drivel. I'm doubtless already guilty of putting up some pointless posts.
IMHO, any community of this size is going to generate a large amount of traffic and the most effective way of dealing with it is to further split the board and make sub-communities. I'm already amazed that the mods can keep up with it.
IMHO, any community of this size is going to generate a large amount of traffic and the most effective way of dealing with it is to further split the board and make sub-communities. I'm already amazed that the mods can keep up with it.
Interesting question - I'll be fascinated to see other opinions. I get the depressing feeling that the straight answer is "no", but then I suppose one never knows, so the logic of placing this type of post has to be valid - if you're not in, you can't win.
In a conversation with a dogger late one night he said to me "It's a lot like fishing, you chuck in your hook on the offchance, not knowing if there's anything there, and you've got to have plenty of patience".
In a conversation with a dogger late one night he said to me "It's a lot like fishing, you chuck in your hook on the offchance, not knowing if there's anything there, and you've got to have plenty of patience".
Got a bit of a fright last night.....
I was on the A30 near Heathrow. The car in front was an old Sierra, four-up, all of the inmates had luxurious, flowing hair and I was sure I could see some exotic cloth, too. One even had a headband. Aha, I thought, hippy chicks, bound to be some barely restrained bosom puddings on display. Worth a leer.
So...at the next set of lights, I drew up alongside and peered across. Looking back at me, stonefaced, were four elderly men wigged up and dressed as American Indians.
The lights changed and I stalled the car.....
I must stop sniffing this Mr Sheen stuff.
I was on the A30 near Heathrow. The car in front was an old Sierra, four-up, all of the inmates had luxurious, flowing hair and I was sure I could see some exotic cloth, too. One even had a headband. Aha, I thought, hippy chicks, bound to be some barely restrained bosom puddings on display. Worth a leer.
So...at the next set of lights, I drew up alongside and peered across. Looking back at me, stonefaced, were four elderly men wigged up and dressed as American Indians.
The lights changed and I stalled the car.....
I must stop sniffing this Mr Sheen stuff.
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im about to start powerkiting.... does that pass as a form of exercise???
Wossat, then? Is it a remote control kite? Or something you fly into power cables?? Or...is it like powerdressing...."hey, look at me, I've got a kite and you need to take me seriously!"......I'm confused (but then you'd probably guessed that).... :-)
i hope that pic comes out...
this is kite buggying, im going to do this once i can fly the kite withough garotting someone... basically its a bloody big kite that can pull you around whether it is on land in a buggy or on a skateboard tupe thing or on snow or in the water....
do a google for powerkites and you will soon get the idea of what it is...
Jeez, you're ging to develop some serious arm muscles!
Quote by Nicola&Alan
im about to start powerkiting.... does that pass as a form of exercise???
Wossat, then? Is it a remote control kite? Or something you fly into power cables?? Or...is it like powerdressing...."hey, look at me, I've got a kite and you need to take me seriously!"......I'm confused (but then you'd probably guessed that).... :-)
