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yellowfrog
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 54
0 miles · Nottinghamshire
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I could be Big Daddy!! I'm getting there size-wise, and I do look a pretty sight in tight little blue trunks 
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Might be good fun for someone who likes bukake(sp?) when the young 'uns fire off too early :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm free wednesday, but I live the wrong end of the A614, and I'm 10 years too old 
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Quote by spongeball ste
me thinks should drink less i get pissed to easy , ooo never again lol
I say that at the end of every weekend
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thanks for reminding me, my mother's coming to visit for 10 days in a week or so. Just what I want the week before I take the kids on a camping holiday!
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Calista, I'd just like to add my 2p's worth by saying you have an absolutely fantastic Reubenesque figure, and you should be really proud of it, even moreso for the fact that your pics seem to be driving the good menfolk of this here site wild!
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Quote by VenusnMars
Meet my PC;
FUCKFACE WANKER BOL-- LOCKING SHIT TURD PIECE OF SHIT
And it`s sidekick
TITTY TITTY FUCK FACE DICK SPLASH the printer:x :x :x :x
Ok, I`m done.
Venusxxx
Computer trouble? You have read the manual, haven't you?
:lol: Failing that, you could always call Mastercare :twisted:
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debbiewebs looks completely mad. Should I be worried that she lives near me? :lol: :lol:
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Best not push it, once a fortnight would probably be ok though :lol:
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Quote by Patrick Stonehouse
What's the nicest way to do it, everything was going great on e-mail but when we meet she seemed so dull. Excuses or Honesty?
Maybe it's just possible the lady in question was a bit shy? It's easy enough to have a free-flowing conversation on email/msn/chat, but some people (myself included), sometimes find it just that little bit more difficult to converse with someone they've just met in real life.
Going from my own point of view, I don't always click with people the first time I meet them, as it takes me a little while to relax and open up to people (and for others to get used to my somewhat dry sense of humour
), but once I do everything's great.She's probably a great lass, but I doubt you'll ever know now.
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Quote by debbiewebs
I am bored!.......fed up!........... as the kids have drove me to tears!....and my number one camming partner has gone on his hols!.....and so i have gone off the mood to cam!.........mr D id just going to bed......... i cannot go out tomorrow night to the clubs as i cannot get a baby sitter!.......and now i have a head ach! :doh:
Any one out there give me a laugh!........i need one! :cry:
You're local to me, so I'd offer to show you my willy, but I fear that might make you laugh a bit *too* much
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I love a nice little chineese me! The food's quite nice too
Sorry to be a party pooper to all of those that voted KFC, but you might like to read before the next time you eat there.
Sorry to be a party pooper to all of those that voted KFC, but you might like to read before the next time you eat there.
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Never go looking for lube in a strange house when you're drunk is all I can say. I've ended up using clear shampoo which I thought was baby oil and exczema cream which I thought was vaseline (the tub looked similar, honest!) in the past
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Both Monkey and The Water Margin have been repeated in the last couple of years on Chanell 4 in the wee small hours. Monkey still doesn't make sense, which, when watching it as a kid, it didn't matter, but as an adult it's a total head-f*ck.
As for Not The Nine O Clock News, it was OK at the time, but looking back on it now it just looks SO dated. Good comedy should never look dated. I use Open All Hours and Fawlty Towers as my examples. Still funny after 30 years, and you don't spend the whole show thinking "doesn't this look old now?!"
One thing to credit NTNOCN with though is that they helped give birth to the comedy geniuses of Chris Morris and Steve Coogan. They did a low budget radio show which was basically NTNOCN on steroids, and from that managed to influence british comedy for the next decade.
As for Not The Nine O Clock News, it was OK at the time, but looking back on it now it just looks SO dated. Good comedy should never look dated. I use Open All Hours and Fawlty Towers as my examples. Still funny after 30 years, and you don't spend the whole show thinking "doesn't this look old now?!"
One thing to credit NTNOCN with though is that they helped give birth to the comedy geniuses of Chris Morris and Steve Coogan. They did a low budget radio show which was basically NTNOCN on steroids, and from that managed to influence british comedy for the next decade.
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I reckon the bloke would have turned up, but the wife would have developed some mysterious illness in the few hours inbetween making contact and meeting you.
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Quote by davej
Ah another one for me is ties....does mrs davej's head in.........seems I can't go in a menswear shop, without at the very least looking at them and if there's any I like, buying one.
Oh god! I know what you mean! My addiction wasn't with new ties though. Thankfully I don't have to wear them at work any more, but when I did I couldn't walk past a charity shop without buying at least five of the worst bad-taste 70's kipper ties I could get my hands on! I belive I'm personally responsable for making at least five people go blind
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Quote by clarensteve
She fails to mention here that her fave is to stop me while im giving her oral so she can let out a fartOh what a turn on
Steve,xxx
But at least im polite enough to ask him to move his head first!! :roll:
Clare,xxx
Not fair!! The ammount of times Mrs Yellowfrog has let rip whilst she's been sat on my face is getting beyond a joke!!
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Quote by Jags
OUT FOR SUMMER
:happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :happy: :beer: :beer: :beer: :happy: :happy:
Happy happy Jags!!!!
(anyone fancy a snog??? a fumble in the dark???
Not here's it's not, we've got until wednesday of next week before the house descends into chaos :lol: :lol:
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Just want to add my 2p's worth, as I had a similar problem when I were a lad.
Either cut down on the self pleasure, or do more shagging (in better surroundings than an alley behind a pub/nightclub) as it takes a bit of getting used to cumming in a woman due to the fact that different nerves are being stimulated and different ammount of pressure is being applied to your willy. I seem to recall not being able to cum with Mrs Yellowfrog for a few weeks when we first started shagging all those years ago, as I was much more used to wanking than shagging (probably at least twice a day). Once you do manage to splurt the little tadpoles out the first time though, there's no stopping them after that!!
One final tip... try going in through the tradesman's entrance, it's much tighter :lol:
Either cut down on the self pleasure, or do more shagging (in better surroundings than an alley behind a pub/nightclub) as it takes a bit of getting used to cumming in a woman due to the fact that different nerves are being stimulated and different ammount of pressure is being applied to your willy. I seem to recall not being able to cum with Mrs Yellowfrog for a few weeks when we first started shagging all those years ago, as I was much more used to wanking than shagging (probably at least twice a day). Once you do manage to splurt the little tadpoles out the first time though, there's no stopping them after that!!
One final tip... try going in through the tradesman's entrance, it's much tighter
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I don't really have a great deal of time for hobbies at the moment, but I do manage to spend my saturday afternoons over the summer combining my two great passions of Rugby League and Photography. I got a pretty decent camera at the start of this season, and I'm begining to get a good reputation as a rugby league photographer now. I even managed to get a couple of photos published in League Express a few weeks ago 
(of course, being the tight Yorkshire so-and-so's that they are, they never paid me for it, but the kudos of getting the pics published was better than any monetary reward).
Now, if only I could persuade Mrs Yellowfrog to let me spent the £1000 on the camera I really want...
(of course, being the tight Yorkshire so-and-so's that they are, they never paid me for it, but the kudos of getting the pics published was better than any monetary reward).Now, if only I could persuade Mrs Yellowfrog to let me spent the £1000 on the camera I really want...
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Would "great breasts, how about sharing the lovely person behind them?" work?
/me runs for cover.....
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Ouch! That smarts!
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've had a few pretty crap pms. Most start with "nice tits........"
One day they will realise there is a person behind them
Would "great breasts, how about sharing the lovely person behind them?" work?
/me runs for cover.....
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