We all know what we're here for, so I don't wish you to be bored, reading about what I had for breakfast, or what my shoe size is.

I'm a pretty outgoing guy, friendly, intelligent, and I think I can hold a conversation well. I'm not on here to play games, just looking for friendly conversation, good banter, and if it goes well, a meet.

I'm not one for giving out abuse, or sending anyone pictures of my winky. The only way you're going to see it, is in the flesh.

Man and uniform for hire... if that's what floats your boat. I won't be needing it much longer, so once it's gone, it's gone.

Hope this wasn't too boring, but if you want to get to know me, I guess you'll message me anyway.

Alan x