Firstly, my location changes, depending on where I am each day.

Anyway, I'm morbidly obese, ugly, boring, devoid of all humour, smelly and impotent.

Well, everyone else lies on their profile, why can't I?

Ok, ok, I'm normal/average build and go to the gym so I'm quite fit.

I'm no gorilla but I do have a bit of body hair and a neat ginger beard.

I always dress well, smell nice and can hold a conversation.

If you want to know more, drop me a line or just a wink. I have a face pic to send if you are interested.

Oh and Sydney Uni - knock yourselves out!