Ooops.. thought I had written in here, am sure I have but maybe senility is creeping in .. well am married with a wierd sense of humour so the weak need not apply!!! Look more like Fern Britton than Kylie .. my rules are :-

1. No you cant come to my house

2. No really you cant come to my house

3. Always .. dont care if you are too big for a condom .. its still always safe sex

4. Men who can tell the difference between inches and centimetres when measuring their bits

5. Am sure I can think of something to add in here :)

If you want skinny supermodels then I'm not for you, if you want a laugh possibly a good friend and most importantly someone who leaves their morals at the door then i'm for you!!

Hugs to all xxx