Happy couple looking to meet when our fancy takes us. We have been here a few times before and have decided to make the profile stupid proof. So if you can't figure out our likes and dislikes then sorry but there's no hope for you or luck with us. Also due to the overwhelming amount of messages if gents could add a face pic you'll get read far quicker over the standard hi fancy a meet now messages.
 If we wink and you. Its like our way of saying hi. So if you like us wink back and we will spark up the chit chat 
Dislikes 

1) NO we don't have KIK or Snapchat. 
2) NO Single Gents under 5ft 10in
3) NO Single Gents over the age of 50
4) NO Bald Gents
5) NO Slim/skinny Gents
6) NO copy and pasted messages 
7) NO Web cams or penpals
NO Asian Middle Eastern or Eastern 
   European gentleman.
9) Gents no face pic with 1st message will bin the message with out reading
10) NO men in woman's wear. WTF

Likes/wish list

1) BBC
2) MMF AND MMM+F
3) DP AND DVP
4) Spit roasting 
5) Dogging
6) Good conversation

Some of you feel you have a right to pass comment on what we don't like on the dislikeslist. This isn't a charity and we like to fuck people we are attracted to. It's shocking We should have to justify ourselves. We are here for OUR enjoyment. If you dont like it just pass us by with out comment is fine.