I am arrogant, vain, inconsiderate,
lazy, deceitful, bad-tempered, selfish, unfit, loud-mouthed, uncaring,
unsociable, unintelligent, elitirit, clumsy, short-sighted, long-winded,
ignorant, cold-hearted, scared of spiders & ducks,discourteous,
sexist, racist, bigoted, homophobic, cantankerous, small dick, fat arse,
hate outdoors, dislike children and animals, can't sing can't dance,
wank 10 times a day, no sense of humour, suicidal, and suffer from
flatulence.........apart from that I'm a great guy.

Looking for females to have some sexy fun with, open to offers.