Here is my latest profile.

I have thought long and hard about what insights into my mind and psyche I should invest in this, so here goes.

Name the following tune and win a shag!

'The King of Siam sent a telegram saying "Wop bop a loop a lop a lop boom bam!"'

Well, nowt else works...

(edit) - seems this was too difficult, as there have been no winners in the week or so it has been up. Here is a cryptic clue:

THE ANSWER IS 'WHAT'S INSIDE A GIRL' BY THE CRAMPS.

Now, maybe there will be a winner and I will finally get laid... um... I mean... not that I am desperate or anything. I am very fussy in fact. Must have a pulse and all that, and preferably be male or female or both. Standards, see?