“I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ – twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping martinis… shaken, not stirred.

…Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good martini and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class. Message me for more straight talk, and I’ll send you photos of science fair trophies, and much MUCH more…”