Absolutely love this bit.

Not because I like to talk about myself (quite the opposite) yet the pressure's on a bit to stand out.

Still reading? Cool, yet don't stop yet...

Here's some likes & dislikes about people's profiles, me & other random thoughts: -

1 Like some assertive people yet can't stand demanding profiles (e.g. You must be at least 5'10 yet no more than 5'11".

2 Don't have to be an assertive person to be likeable.

3 Sadly/thankfully (*delete as applicable), I don't have a weapon that's going to break ladies in half or damage small buildings.

4 Possessing a brain is rather useful for all parties.

5 Not loving the stalkers. It's amazing how many nutters are out there making us all a touch more cynical about who we talk with.

6 If you've got this far, and haven't checked out my status, have a nose. My reasons are mine yet I'll always be honest.

7 If you've got this far, I have only filled in some of the profile. By posting everything you like (I believe) you don't necessarily leave yourself open to what feels right if the moment takes you.

8 Not fat, not thin, yet exercise for roughly 6-7 hours each week with karate, swimming etc. Most people can be incredibly sexy at times although it doesn't help if you're chewing on a pie in the middle of the High Street.

9 Being from Bolton doesn't automatically mean you love Peter Kay, Amir Khan or Fred Dibnah.

10 Having to look at/put No Complaints! next to "Your assets" has never made me laugh out loud yet.

Granted not the most erotic read yet sex should be fun and not ridiculously serious.

If you've somehow got this far, drop me a line, if I haven't beaten you to it and let's see what happens.

Worst either party can get is a no or ideally, a no thanks!

Enjoy the fireworks and play safe :)