I've recently come through a marriage breakdown. I checked into the Heartbreak Hotel, stole the towels and checked out again. I'm now returning to the land of the living.

I'm hoping to meet people who don't take themselves too seriously, are fun to be around and liberal-minded.

I apologise for not having any close-ups of my privates to post on this site. It seems to be the vogue for chaps to post blurred images of naked lunch-boxes on this site. Can you really make a judgement on if you would like to contact someone based on that? I may be killing my pitch here but I think willies are tremendously ugly! If I didn't need one for weeing and other matters, I think I'd have mine whipped off on the NHS.

I digress...

I haven't posted any photos on the site as yet but if you'd like to see some mug-shots of my ugly little mush, I'd be happy to send you a link!

I look forward to hearing from you good, good people