We're a married couple, thinking about dipping a toe in to the swinging waters. We aren’t quite sure what we're looking for yet, but open to at least discussing most things.

The Mrs is more interested in playing with a woman. She’s a devil with a strapon and had a lap dance in Vegas a few years back that awoke something within her that she needs to explore.

We’re also open to joining a couple for mutual exploration and fumbling, or maybe initially some same room fun and see how we go from there. Social meet probably a good idea given our newness.  

She may be open to an exceptional single guy or even a couple of them. By exceptional we mean well hung. Just for the novelty factor. That said, please be respectful and you’ll have a much better chance if your personality shines rather than messaging us to say how you’d wreck her holes. Ain’t nobody got time fo’ that.

Also interested in meeting a cute, sub T girl.

Having browsed a bit and seeing preferences on profiles, it would be remiss of me not to point out the huge beard I have. That's the bloke for avoidance of doubt. I have what I believe they call “dad bod” nowadays. Top end of averagely hung, assuming the sizes didn’t get changed when I wasn’t looking. I know it's a cliche but I do love to go down on a lady and make her come and can often cause her to squirt.

She is a big girl, so the usual caveats apply there.  We can’t accommodate because of family and any meeting is going to need good planning because of the aforementioned family.

Please drop us a line if we tick your boxes.