Please note, we will NOT be taking premium membership as it has nothing to offer us, we don't care who views our profile, we only care who mails us after reading it all (no easy task), we don't go on cam and we don't watch cams, we rarely use the chatrooms and actually have full access to those through a sister site of SH.  The only pictures we are interested in viewing are those of people who want to meet us and they can generally allow us access to what we need to see to decide if a meet is in our mutual interest.

Seeking single females and couples to accompany us on holidays abroad, all you need is a passport and some spending money. UPDATE We have 2 fight tickets and a hotel room available for our trip to Crete in June when we celebrate Sasha's birthday, absolutely No sexual strings attached, just seeking fun people for a fun holiday in the sun.

Our pictures and there are many of them are here to show some of our personalities and diversity of what we enjoy, some will like them, some will not, we understand that, so there is really no need to mail us to tell us we have too many or that you like or dislike them.

We do not respond to the usual "how's you" or "what you up to" style messages.

Our profile says we enjoy the Cuckold scene and we do, but we are both bulls not cucks.

We are here for real meets not endless chat though we are happy to chat about meeting up in the near future.

We are into our 11th year together now after meeting in Chameleons Swingers Club.

We are both secure with our relationship so happy to meet on our own and both have single profiles here in addition to this one, when meeting through those profiles only the person in the profile will be present at the meet (SimplyJed and SashaStoke)Please do not contact us through this profile if you only one to meet and play with one of us

We use the block button extensively, nothing personal but if you have no pictures or a limited profile after weeks on here then your not for us, feel free to block us if we are not what your looking for you would be doing us a favour

Sick of Wink collectors, those that send a wink or a 'I WANT TO KNOW MORE' be specific what you want to know or be ignored our profile covers as much as we think you need to know for initial contact if we wink you back we expect you then to take the time to email us, we won't email you after all, it was you that started it, but we will only wink you back if we think there is a mutual interest, which means profiles with little information, no pictures, or pictures of close-up body parts only won't get a wink back because we simply don't know if there is a mutual interest.

We don't ask much, just the same sort of thing you want to see in our profile, Pictures of both of you if you want us to meet both of you and that those pictures show us your body shape, pictures designed to hide any extra pounds or those that only show close up body parts insult our intelligence, if your description says your slim we expect you to be slim, if it says athletic we expect your body to reflect that, if it says your large then we expect you to be large, if you can't be honest with your profile then how can we expect you to be honest in anything else, clothed pictures are fine.

We DO NOT have /Skype etc, we ARE happy with a 2 minute Fem to Fem chat to show each other we are what we say we are.

If your profile says "Won't meet smokers" good for you, smelly habit and glad you have refrained from starting or stopped, congratulations, but we won't meet you, it would make us feel uncomfortable that your going outside your comfort zone for us.

If either of us is outside your age range, not a problem, it's sex and for that there must be sexual attraction so we know we are too old for some or too young for others, we respect that and WILL NOT meet because again it would make us feel uncomfortable.

ALWAYS looking for people to join us on our holidays and have recently been to these place and some on the list are already planned.

Krakow, Poland - 5-12th July

Kaunas, Lithuania - 29th July - 4th August

Varna, Bulgaria - 6-17th September 2017

Aya Napa, Cyrpus - 11-21st October 2017

Wroclaw, Poland - 27-30th November 2017

Funchal, Madeira - 8-18th December

Gdansk, Poland - 1-7th February 2018

Faro, Portugal - 20-27th April 2018

Rhodes, Greece - 5-16th June 2018

Vilnius, Lithuania - 2-6th June 2018

Crete, Greece - 24th July - 3rd Aug 2018

Marmaris, Turkey - 11-22nd September 2018

Prague, Czech Republic - 7-10th October 2018

Antalya, Turkey - 5-15th November 2018

Stockholm, Sweden - December 2018

Frankfurt, Germany - December 2018

London, England - December 2018

Sunny Beach, Bulgaria - May 2019

Crete, Greece - June 2019

Yes, we did meet single guys in the past but of the last 17 guys we arranged to meet off the site not one of them turned up, 17 out of 17 were timewasters, we won't arrange meets with single guys again, if we want one we will go to a club and find a genuine one, so no point contacting us on here guys, sorry but blame your peers not us.

We regularly travel abroad which often involves staying a couple of nights at Airport Hotels servicing Manchester, Birmingham, Stansted, Liverpool and Gatwick or the Ports of Hull, Dover, Southampton and Plymouth so we are happy to arrange meets during our stays.

Don't let the age fool you, this old dog can still spin upside down on a dance pole and play all night

Chilled and relaxed couple happy to meet on a "no strings basis to see how we all get along. seeking "real meets" only.

At home we have 3 guest bedrooms a dedicated play bedroom, fully equipped dungeon room with swing, a massage room, dance room, cupids couch room, Disco room with dance pole/laser lights and gym, now don't get the wrong idea, this is no mansion just a simple terraced house in Stoke on Trent that we call the Tardis because we use Timelord technology (it's bigger on the inside), we can hold a decent conversation but yow need ta now we ay posh or up our own

We live less than a minute from atlantisEVOLUTION) a nightclub themed swingers club which we frequent often but can also be found in Chameleons occasionally and in Xstasia on Rave Party or Foam Party nights.

We don't get many meets but that is fine, we love quality, social and play meets and always have a fantastic time when we do meet so still loving the scene.

We don't have age limits except of course over 18, kids, the last thing I think about when swinging is my kids so I don't care if your younger than them. Upper age limit, absolutely not, if we find you sexually attractive then we find you sexually attractive, knowing your age won't affect that.

How we see descriptions on here .....

Athletic - there's some muscle or 6 pack showing.

Slim - errrrr slim.

Average - not to slim, an average few extra pounds here and there.

Curvy - hour glass figure of any size ie boobs, chest n hips bigger than stomach.

Ample - large chest, boobs n hips smaller than stomach or all the same size.

Large - BBW or BHM with all your bits bigger than average.

Fabulous - meaningless, since this is a personal preference.

No need to send us naked pictures, if we are going to play we like to open our presents on the day, if we are not going to meet we are not interested in seeing you naked

We are NOT heavily into the BDSM/dungeon thing, we have it for parties because some of our friends like them though a little light bondage and light spanking can enhance things occasionally

If your verifications are hidden then we see that as unverified and same applies to hidden friends lists. too many hidden verifications turn out to be "saw the male half of this couple on cam" or verified by a dubious single male profile to verify a fake couple profile.

Please note, we are NOT professionals, we have normal jobs which we like to think we do to our best ability, we have a clean home, wash regularly, always before a meet and we can hold a conversation on any level.

Do we have rules, of course we do, sexual encounters outside the relationship are fun if your both happy with what your doing but the moment you start breaking your own rules or going into it blindly without rules is when relationship problems can begin.

Do we take swinging seriously, damn right we do, we don't have sex with people without taking into account the possible pro's and cons of such things, our lives don't revolve around swinging our lives revolve around ourselves and our friends and we do not play often but when we do we do with much consideration of what we are doing. We love and respect each other so that is more important than the fun we have swinging.

We are a couple and play as a couple with the only exception being fem on fem with NO males present whatsoever not watching not joining in.

For meets with couples it's both of us or none of us and we respect your meeting criteria in the same way. We are always happy with full or soft play and go with the flow within your boundaries and ours.

If we fab your picture it is because we like and appreciate it, it does not necessarily mean we want to meet you, there are other factors/criteria to consider.

We meet people for sex and for friendship not for relationships, to us sex is sex and kissing during sex is a natural part of the process not personal or intimate so if you don't kiss during play we are not for you. Shaved females only please, we are both fully shaved.

If you are unable to see beyond ages in years then we respect that but it means we are not for you and you should pass on by now so as not to waste your time, if you can accept that even oldies can be slim, fit, fun, spin upside down on a dance pole and use experience and respect to provide as much fun or more than some of those that should look after themselves better at their age then read on.

NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE MEN

SINGLE FEMALES ONLY GET IN TOUCH IF YOU WANT TO MEET THIS WEEK SICK OF THE TIMEWASTERS WHO MAKE THE GENUINE ONES AMONGST YOU LOOK BAD.

Friends are like knickers....Some crawl up your arse....Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted ... Some are your favourite ... Some are holey ... Some are cheap and just plain nasty ... and some do actually cover your arse when you need them too :-)

Our profile is big, very big, bloody huge, we like it that way, we like to be upfront and honest so as not to waste your time, if you don't like it tiptoe away now and no harm done, there is no need to send us abusive emails telling us how you think profiles should be, we won't tell you what to write in yours and expect the same courtesy in everything we do.

If you view our profile and don't think we are for you please BLOCK US, we won't be offended we won't get upset we understand not everyone here is compatible, it will just save us a lot of time contacting or viewing your profile in the future

Please note, as to be expected with his age, Jed suffers intermittently with "oldtimers" there is nothing to be alarmed about but this may cause him to stare at boobs and bottom when talking to you, during severe attacks he may even want to kiss your boobs, Doctors advise that the best course of action during these times is to pretend nothing is happening and let him get on with it, ignore him the attack will probably fizzle out after about 10 minutes or if it does get worse he will lick your pussy, again Doctors advise you to ignore this and let him carry on until the attack

subsides giggles

FULL or SOFT swap but for us swapping is swapping not girl on girl and guys play with thier own partners, our idea of soft play is everything except penetrative sex.

Only looking for couples in relationships not FB's.

If you do not have pictures of both of you in your public gallery (full body clothed are fine/faces blocked out if you prefer) or send them with your first contact (ie in your mail) then we probably won't get back to you.

Jed, average endowment, 5ft 7ins, slim, fit, fun with gsoh.

Sasha, 34B, slim, toned, tanned, 5ft 7ins size 8 again variable hair colours lol and completely crazy but lovely with it.

If it's not on our "interests" list we are probably not interested in it .... giggles

We only play with people who always practice safe sex.

Happy to meet on a "no strings" basis to ensure everyone is happy to take things further, if not still pleased to have made some new friends.

Friends Invites - We only accept people onto our friends list that we have met in person for all others we use our HOTLIST facility.

We are looking for like minded like sized (slim), fun people who can travel to ours (accommodation available overnight) We do travel but only to people we have met previously at clubs or at our home.

We work from home and have no children so are available almost anytime.

MSN no we don't have it, [removed], wassup, Skype or anything like that, Cyber, Phone sex, Camming sex, e-mail tennis NOT for us sorry.

We have been verified by friends, most of whom we have met socially but not played with because to us, making friends in the lifestyle is more important than notches on bedposts, we don't play often but when we do we like to "go with the flow" and only do what EVERYONE is comfortable with.

**If you won't stand behind our troops when they are in the firing line - Please feel free to stand in front of them**

Not interested in people who haven't bothered reading our profile and this bit  which you will find out very quickly when you contact us but not from here because you didn't read it.

We are smokers, we have breath sprays and mints but if this is a problem for you we are not for you, we would never smoke in your home but we do smoke in ours.

It's only ever Jed online, Sasha just looks at the pictures of people who contact us to see if there is a mutual interest.

If your going to message us please put caterpillar in the subject so we know you have read all this .... thanks and dammit WELL DONE

Photographers and picture collectors please note: Jed does do modelling (mostly airfix tanks) but has occasionally done magazine cover shots (Alzheimer's Monthly and The Lancet)he also stars in TV programmes like "embarrassing bodies"

FINALLY (at last says everyone) to meet us you will need the appropriate SEX INSURANCE policy, Here is a list of Companies and which sort of sexual activity they specialise in ......

SEX WITH YOUR OWN PARTNER ONLY - LEGAL AND GENERAL

SEX ON THE TELEPHONE - DIRECT LINE

SEX WITH YOUR PARTNER - STANDARD LIFE

SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO IS NOT YOUR PARTNER - GO COMPARE

SEX WITH LARGE WOMEN - MORE THAN

SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE - COMMERCIAL UNION

SEX WITH YOUR MAID - EMPLOYERS LIABILITY

SEX WITH AN OAP - SAGA

SEX RESULTING IN PREGNANCY - GENERAL ACCIDENT

SEX WITH ANIMALS - NATIONAL FARMERS UNION

SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE CLERGY - ABBEY LIFE

SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL NAVY - ADMIRAL