Hi I suppose I should start with my name which is Jeff and I am looking to meet couples (male/female) and or women.

My reason for being on here is a long story so will never bore you with it other than to say as an older man who is single I just desire some fun while I am able. Was on here before but after having no luck in finding any matches I gave up to live the life of a monk. But after one too many glasses of red wine I joined again. . .so we shall see.

About me:

The bad stuff first-

My age (61), overweight (well fat or cuddly), thinning on top, wear glasses, hairy (all over except on top) and lets not forget I am Mr Average down below.

The good stuff (I hope)-

Firstly I am honest, kind and considerate, I like red wine and the food to go with it (although not a snob about it) and I do not smoke (but if you do that's ok).

Background stuff-

I am straight (but comfortable in the presence of other men)and I may be average but it does get very hard and I am not a wham bam sort of person; I like the build up in a meeting.

What I like-

As I said I am not a wham bam sort of person I like to chat over a drink and get to know each other before moving on; I love to perform oral on the women, it gives me great pleasure and I hope her. I like oral performed on me.

Sex of course, I am an anal sex virgin, so while I have ticked the box its more of a wish then an expert. I have ticked watersports but again while I have done it, its been at a basic level only so would love someone to educate me more.

I am not into pain, ropes, handcuffs or anything such.

Boring perhaps, I suppose I am looking for a great couple or women who just likes sex and enjoys sex.

So as someone who fully remembers the 60's and 70's (I am sure all the stories must be false) can someone please fulfil my dreams.

Jeff