Greetings people. I am looking for a companion to share both my love of sex and excitement with as well as humourous anecdotes over a dandelion & burdock with a pipe full of old holburn. I am a keen cook and recently perfected my own version of cheese on toast which I jokingly call "Piccalilli on Cheese on Toast". I am an aficionado of Playboy magazines between 1952 & 1956 therefore feel that I have the potential to make a very good lover.

I would very much look forward to meeting you as this would give me a good reason to get dressed at the weekends!