Legend tells of an age when the dark shadow of an ancient evil descended over the Kingdom of Swingum Heavenus. Hoards of vicious bandits known as Single Males roam the wastelands of this once grand place, terrifying the inhabitants with their inappropriate messages, questionable fashion sense, willy photos and unkempt facial hair. Into this time of darkness shall come a Hero... he is the chosen one, he will rise up against this evil, he shall set an example for others to follow, and he shall have a slightly pretentious name....

The ancient scrolls foretell of his adventures, his engaging personality and his pleasant odour. He shall travel the lengths of this land, smiting his enemies and having recreational sex with many a fair strumpet. His name..is Jonno!

And so, proudly sporting a shiny helmet he wields his mighty weapon, intimidating lesser men and causing young virgins to gasp in awe.

Still with me? OK, enough of the drama - Hi, and welcome to my Profile. This is a nice place, a special place, full of wonder, joy and general somethingness.

Pull up a chair, take off your shoes (and any other items of clothing you fancy removing), kick back and relax...

If you've come this far you are clearly a person of the utmost intelligence and taste. And may I add that you're looking extremely well.. have you lost weight? I like your shoes.

So, a bit about me (here comes the science part)... I'm feisty, fun-loving, wanton, adventurous, considerate, sexy (yes dammit, I'm sexy), neatly trimmed, confident (but not over confident), respectful and generally quite lovely.

I have a good sense of humour, can hold a conversation and am very trustworthy (you could leave me alone with a packet of your finest chocolate Hobnobs, and still find most of them there on your return). I also remove my socks before my trousers to ensure I never accidentally end up as "naked guy in socks".

I've been swinging for about 4 years now and love the lifestyle - I'm very open minded and accepting of other peoples choices and like my meets to have a relaxed and no-pressure atmosphere to them. I'm straight, but being around bi-couples doesn't bother me (I won't run out of the room screaming should there be any accidental genitalia brushing incidents).

I am comfortable with eithercouples to singles and am not really looking for soft-swing. Asides from that, I don't have a particular type that I'm looking for - I tend to take each person as they are. I do expect to see face pics early on in any exchange, so please consider this if contacting me.

I love attending parties, both large and small and am an excellent house guest so invites are welcomed.

I can accommodate during the day but prefer to travel in the evening, as I have my teenagers living with me and we dont want them to know, do we !!!