I'm just a half decent guy look for good times. I love to please, don’t  have a massive ego and do not take pics on the toilet, with big red fun bus toys in the background in a kids room! Or squeeze my dick to bursting to make it look a bit bigger. I've been here before and know how it works. You ladies outnumber us 100 to 1 so how can we blame you for being picky. I'm looking for no drama fun and I don't confuse being civil with some form of long term clingy relationship. Just because it's NSA fun doesn't mean you have to be a dick . 

Be good...and if you can't be good be careful  

Ps please put "Colin's unfeasibly large lapels" in your first message so I know you've read my profile and that I've one favour by being funny   

Pps I have all my own teeth