This is how one person described me like a drink

A long island iced tea

Tall, tasty, full of different and contrasting flavours, easy to digest and has a tendency to blow your socks off

Looking for someone that can blow my socks off and catch my eye... Do you think you have what it takes???

What can I say about me.... Well I am 6ft and a size 20 and have wobbly bits...So if you don't like wobbly bits we can always switch the lights off...:)

I have a cheeky sense of humour... Now here is what I am looking for... I am looking for a bloke with a bit of money and a dodgy ticker.. failing finding him. I like men who are tall... older and has a bit of charm not one that messages fancy a shag of course I fancy a shag I am on here after all.. I would like to make friends and even have an odd night out.. If you can handle the pace.. I am only interested in the unattached male species.

I would like someone that can engage my brain as well as my sexual organs. I attended the bunny boiler class but got asked to leave as I did not fit the critria as my stalking abilities were not up to scratch.

I would like to try regular meets because I do actually quite like sex I have not ordered my flannel night dress just yet and I have a stock of pain killers for when I have a headache..

I am not looking for a husband or a baby producer though when I turn 34 I might just go hunting for some sperm donation..haha looking for a funny charming man/men to have fun with..

I have a thing for men with lots of tattoos... esp those with full arm sleeves of tattoos... yum yum