I've recently moved recently into a very spacious clean flat with plenty of room for meets, gangbangs and get-togethers. Feel free to contact me if you need a place to use.

I'll just get the awkward bits out of the way first.

Like speaking like this? "wot u up2?" or "how r u"? = blocked. We're all adults here so let's speak as such.

Looking for someone to talk dirty while you jerk off? Think you can attain this by acting inexperienced and innocent? = blocked.

I'm Chris, world class premium pussy licker with a long tongue and I prefer straight talk, honesty and friendship/good banter as opposed to just one-offs. I can accommodate no problem, and I like holding the occasional get-together at mine too, group wanks, nudist nights, pretty much anything that comes to mind.

I'm not gay, I'm bi, meaning I don't indulge in manly contact (kissing, cuddling, rimming) but I do like pretty much anything else. Never tried anal but may well do with the right person soon enough.