Don't be offended if I don't respond. I get a lot of offers - why would I respond to winks? Profound apologies to all

others I have ignored in the past. Best intentions - respond to all emails. Reality is - I don't need a part time clerical

job. Sorry.

Oh, and don't stamp your foot - I'm whispering to someone else ..

About me ..

I should change my username from NorfolkNewby to NorwichIntermittent.

I have a bi-polar sex drive.

20 days of the month I run at 0-10%. Real life takes over - SH becomes a vaguely embarrassing memory. Just don't bother me.

Every 10 days or so, everything changes. Suddenly again I want to look at nice big dick pics... and read all the dirty

things you guys want to do to me..

At about 50% I can resist no more .. and come slinking back to the site.

At 60% I'm reading the stories, getting off on the videos and pictures.. SH becomes the gateway to find what I need.

At 70% I'm ready for Mr VWE.

At 80% I'm ready for Mr VWE to spread me wide and use me on the bonnet of his car.

At 95%+ Tie me down! Mr VWE needs to bring his mates to finish the job.

You need to catch me at 65%+ - or be available at short notice! If I'm really horny - and your message is really

imaginative - don't worry - I'll find you.

Subject to the above I like :

Pornography - pictures, videos, stories - the rougher the better ... Never made a video - but often fantasize ..

Anonymous sex. Unless you really hit the spot, the more I know you, the less likely I'll want to use your dick. So - if I

ignore you - it might just be a compliment!

Sometimes I like to chat. I love to hear your fantasies too - especially if they coincide with mine.

Whisper if you must but don't shout if I'm enjoying someone else. I'm allergic to hassle - knocks me right back to zero.

I'm sure there's more .. Oh yes..

With Someone? Don't expect a response unless your partner is a consenting SH member.

Thanks but no thanks - I'm not bi-curious.

Sorry, safe sex only friends.

Thanks for reading. Have fun.