Before we go any further, yes it’s a lengthy profile but if you are that interested in meeting then you’ll make the effort to read it as it states the type of individuals we have a preference for also we are a curvy couple. And Violet has her proud lumps and bumps from motherhood. Please look at our pics and profile before messaging . We are BOTH losing some timber at the moment so like us or lump it lol 

***** messages, any messages with no effort I.e ‘hey’ or ‘fancy some fun’ WILL NOT get a response! *****

Now that’s out of the way .... hello you sexy lot ;-)******* please note our profile will ALWAYS say online due to we're always logged in on our phones , so please don't think that we're the ignorant type and are ignoring you it just simply means we've not checked our messages yet :-)******

***FIRST OF ALL PLEASE SEND A FACE PIC WITH YOUR FIRST MESSAGE OR IT WILL BE AN INSTANT DELETE... we want to know who we're talking to , none of this "I've got to be careful crap" are you going to wear a bag on your head if we are to meet ??? No! So send a clear face picture please***

We are not new to this and have been doing it for years with new profiles along the way so we know nearly all the tricks of this sexy trade , nothing surprises us in this world of swinging and have seen things that would make ‘normal peoples’ eyes bleed lol,

We have young children so can't just meet at the drop of a hat, and will need to arrange in due course, Normally play Friday nights :-)

A bit about Violet 

She is a gorgeous brunette with lovely dark ' come to bed ' eyes. She has a curvy figure and an amazing arse with some tattoos. She loves the men more than the women but is prone to the odd play apart from going down on the lady, she loves her men to be stocky , not to muscley and not thin!!!!! And she always dresses to impress complete with stockings , heels and gorgeous lingerie and ALWAYS smells absolutely amazing . Men must be trimmed/shaved, no beards or moustache, clean and smelling good. She also has a soft spot for black and mix raced men, they just look so powerful ;-) if your a Anthony Joshua lookalike please please pleeeease jump to the front of the queue haha! .***** Also if we are to meet please be GENTLE with your FINGERS 

, I am not a puppet nor do I have any desire to be treated like one ! The one thing that will dry me up like a dessert is someone that is going at me with there fingers like I’m being given a vaginal examination by a shit gynaecologist so nice and gentle or not at all please******

Things we don't like are pain, poop and water sports, cocky men, thin men, thin women, smelly unwashed men and women and hairy men and women, URGH!!!!! Trimmed is fine though!

A little about Parma 

He's a dirty bugger really and OPEN to ANYTHING lol, Dark hair, gorgeous blue eyes with tattoos. He's also a stocky lad himself with a great bum and thighs to die for ( Violets words ) He loves all types of women really apart from really thin women, he likes something to hold on to!

Loves women in hold ups or stockings and is a major sucker for a big to massive bum and his BBW’s! Likes nice looked after female feet, not really fussed if your trimmed, shaven or hairy down there :-) loves to see Parma take on the lads!! He's also comfortable being round men .

As I don’t judge women on how they look I would love to experience a black woman, Asian or oriental woman. please get in touch especially if you have a big bum ;-)

We are a friendly , approachable couple and love a good laugh , hate awkward silences ! Confidence is attractive . We are busy people with work/family loads full to the brim so when we do get the chance to play we like to make the most of it so no let downs please . If we arrange a meet we stick to it unless there’s a major problem and expect the same in return . We are also Bi friendly so it’s perfectly fine if your bi-curious or Bi-sexual 

***** BY THE WAY, we ARE NOT a slim gym freak type couple, we ARE a CURVY type of couple, so if you like your slim jims then we aren't for you! *****

So if you like what you see and have read the profile then please put ‘Asti’ in the subject box. If you message us ALL MEN please SEND face pics or we won't be interested!

Lets get to it and

Happy swinging xxxx

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