DO NOT ADD AS A FRIEND UNLESS WE HAVE SPOKEN . INVITES WILL BE DELETED . 
We will not reply to profiles with no pictures . 

We love party invites!!!  Please let us know if you have a party on!! 

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PLEASE READ FULL PROFILE ... 

We are a Kinky & sarcastic mid- thirties couple looking for fun & banter! 

We don’t take life too seriously, we’re here to have some no strings attached kinky fuckery with those who might actually want to bang us back ! 

together 8 years so have a strong and solid relationship where we can verbally abuse each other daily without taking offence ... if you meet us you’ll soon see how much we take the piss outta each other. 

We will NOT accept friends requests if we haven’t spoken and shared face pics... We’re quite friendly but not into having all sorts see our pictures! 

Our preferences are people with a similar toned physique. Although if you look hot but have the personality of a dead fish it’s a no from us. Connections & chemistry are important to us. 

We are partial to threesomes/ foursomes / funsomes. 
WE LOVE PARTIES!!!  Especially NAKED ones , but most of all we love the social side of swinging. 

Messages: We will always try to reply to everyone that messages except those who clearly haven’t read our profile . However if we don’t reply at all it’s because we aren’t interested 

Some people may be put off those with lots of veri’s. Not us, you can read ours and build an idea of our personalities . You can also see most are from socials & parties. We’re choosy when it comes to playmates. 

Miss P has a toned & muscular but curvy physique due to Powerlifting . An ass to absolute die for. Small perky breasts. 

Mr is Tall, muscular , strong & the dominant partner. He’s very well hung, and enjoys warming the ladies up with his awesome tongue. 

You’ll usually find he’s the first one naked at the parties letting it all hang out. He does NOT like dominant women and prefers small breasts and a nice bum ! 

We are enjoying a more kinky side of swinging and are looking to experiment further with Sub/Dom relationships. 

Miss Purity is submissive with men but will fight back a bit .. she enjoys dominating women . 

Both of us have access to this profile and will both respond to messages... however you may have to wait until we finish work! 

We won’t do Solo meets and only play together as a couple . 

We also won’t do bareback .. please do not ask or assume . 

So if you fancy a chat & like what you see, send us a message . Winks are also acceptable!!