Big brown cock looking for fun xx

Here we go….

I appreciate sarcasm & inappropriate humour....
*DISCLAIMER*  if we interact in the chatrooms, everything i say is explicit-ly in the form of bants, jest and laughs, i will not in any manner intend to offend, tho there is a high percentage chance i will put my foot in it at somepoint, so in advance, no offence is intended, and im sorry :-p
Fellow delinquent deviant miscreant entities welcome :-p
My Dont’s....
- I do not want to wear lady undergarments
- I am not bi, yes this rules out bj's off men…
- My arse or pegging etc will never be an option, Soz not soz (not judging, personal preference)
- No cuckold stuff thanks.

I appreciate that I don't have many pics on show here. I do have face pics and will happily provide them on request xx 

I used to be very apologetically me, I’m trying to attain a mentality mindset of being NOT-apologetically myself....
I’m an extreme oxymoron, cos I’m one of the nicest, most respectful, genuine, complete & total shitcunts you will ever meet ;-p haha
- Abuse is just no in my opinion, so there will not be any abusive messages from me, even if god forbid a female dares to exercise her free will to reject advances (as she is rightly entitled to)
The want's....
Consentual Fun, &laughs.... to meet people, social interactions, debauchery, satisfying interactions, “happy times”
Love going out for food and coffee 

The important questions
-maybe pigeons are government drones I’ve never seen a baby one?
-why is there a d in fridge but not in refrigerator ?

WOULD YOU RATHER....
- sweat mayonnaise OR salivate gravy?
- have a tiny pair of legs dangling from your chin OR a tiny penis dangling from your forehead?
- have nipples for fingertips, OR fingertips for nipples?
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thanks for looking....