Welcome to my first ever attempt at a hopefully successful profile on here. It's only taken about three years to get round to!

OK, let's be shallow for a moment. I'm about 6 foot long and just over a foot tall when aroused. Unless I'm not layed down, in which case I guess I'm about 6 foot tall and roughly 66 inches shorter. Sadly my waist has decided to rebel and add 3 or 4 inches I'd rather not have, but I'm currently trying to suppress the subversive spread. I do sometimes wonder why extra girth has to go there rather than where it may be considered a good thing - A fundamental flaw in design I think. Aside from that I have blueish eyes and fairly long hair. And no, the longish hair isn't also blueish, more brownish for the most part.

Right, that's that out the way. So, what am I looking for, I hear you not ask. And the answer? I don't really know. I've had a couple of one offs and enjoyed them for what they were, and certainly am not against having more. But something no strings but more than once appeals more to me right now. I think fuckbuddy best describes it without turning this from an essay to a thesis! Actually, fuckbuddies is more accurate, but possibly overly optimistic and not a little greedy.

Currently as I'm very new to this and pretty nervous about it all I'd prefer 1 on 1 meets. Also I don't currently accom - No, I'm not married or otherwise attached, it's simply my choice at present (and will remain that way at least until I've debachelorised the fridge!). Which means that unless you have a fetish for getting cramp in the back of a car, hopefully you'll be less ashamed of your fridge and therefore willing to accomodate.

I suppose I should saay more about how I'd like you to be (other than better with kitchen appliances than myself), but honestly I don't know what my "type" is. All I can say is I know it when I see it. Although if you're either under 5'2 or over 5'8, have an houglass "Jessica Rabbit" figure, long red hair and a filthy mind that you put into action at every given opportunity then I'd definitely like to hear from you! But then, if you have a pulse I'd probably like to hear from you too. Actually, if you don't have a pulse I'd really like to hear from you, but that's not (entirely) for sexual reasons!

So there you go. I won't say I'd love to hear from you, because that isn't necessarily true. But on the other hand, I won't know if I'd love to hear from you or not unless you try. So the important thing is whether or not you might want to hear from me having read that vast amount of quantity over quality. You know what to do, if you do :)