Ok, feel like we need to preempt you reading our profile.  If you have no profile picture, media or vouches let’s cut to the chase.  You are more than likely a fake who’s wife is upstairs reading fifty shades for the 14th time.  Vouches we can forgive as we all have to start somewhere but if you put no effort in then we won’t give you any back as we’ve spent years on ours.  

We aren’t meeting at the moment as the current situation isn’t viable and has impacted on us massively but will be looking for fun over Christmas.  Couples preferably but all considered with the correct banter and style.  One line messages are pointless as it’s simply dull.  Imagination, intelligence and a good soul are primary to us.

We are a couple looking for fun experiences! Mr Splash has been in the scene before, where as Miss Squirt is new to it all! We're looking to explore and have exciting encounters with mainly either a guy or a couple, not ready for single gals yet as I suffer from the green eye somewhat.

Update to save yours and our time, when messaging refer to us as a couple as it is disrespectful not to and you will be immediately blocked.  We have the most open minds but if you profile has no verifications or photos then just pass us by.  We are sapiophiles so tickle our brains and fantasies before you go straight to the intense narrative of what YOU want to do to me.  My man is my warrior and satisfies my every desire just every now and again we enjoy company in our bed.  We like to be tempted, teased and stimulated so please be creative.