Update - : It seems like writing an honest profile doesn't seem to get any results on here, all we get is hassle and timewasters, so we are calling it a day? Because we don't just shag anyone who happens to mail us, then we're not genuine, and have also had to contend with people who won't accept a polite 'no thanks' for an answer, add to that, the last two couples that we did meet for a social, had a stroppy female with jealousy issues, for ***** sake, you can see what Mrs T looks like in the photo's, she isn't any different in person, perhaps with the exception that she will be fully clothed, so what's your problem? Ladies, if you feel threatened by another female, why are you on here, you are in the wrong game? To sit there in a pub, and growl at your male half all night if he as much as looks at Mrs T is very childish, and very embarrassing for the rest of us! Grow up!

We will log on here every so often, so if anyone 'normal' on here who thinks that they may actually like us for who we are, then please get in touch, and we'll see where it goes? Thanks!

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Hi everyone!!

We are a married couple of twenty years, in that time we've had a load of kids, still got a mortgage, still got the kids at home - minus one - still only win ten quid on the lottery, and still looking to meet genuine single guys and couples on here.....you are out there somewhere, we know you are.....its just finding you that is the issue at the moment :-( and we've got a houseful of kids.....still.....so we are looking to meet single guys and couples who are able to accommodate if possible, as we most certainly cannot! We are okay to meet at a hotel the odd time, and are willing to share costs towards a decent establishment.....but would prefer to meet people who we can visit at their place?

Mr T is a straight male, who is of slim/medium build, Mrs T is a very petite size 6 to 8, and has a fab figure that is showed off best when she dresses to impress ;-) We have played on a first meet in the past, but also like to meet socially as well to see if the spark is there, and that there's mutual attraction all round, then take it from there?

We are fine with travelling to meet you, however, we have done the long distance meets in the past, driving for ages and getting there knackered, so if you are around a 60 minute drive away, that's fine, basically the counties bordering Cheshire are do-able!! And please don't hassle us if you get a 'no thanks' because you are too far away from us to drive to, its nothing personal, you are just too far away, that's all? Like we say, the long haul trips just don't work out.....sorry!

What we DON'T want to do is to meet any single guys or couples in a pub somewhere, only for them to sit there and play with their ******* phones all night!! We appreciate that many of you may have kids at home like we have, and obviously need to make sure all fine with the offspring, but when people sit there on bloody Facelessbook or Twatter all night, its just plain bad manners, and it gives us a complex! The last couple that did this on us got a shock when they came back from the bar and found two empty chairs where we were sitting, despite us dropping subtle hints that we wanted to talk to them, and not their phones!!! We wouldn't do it, so we'd appreciate it if you didn't!!

We have been told that we are a good looking couple, but that is for you to decide, we do have a pic of us on here, obviously in private, and always insist on seeing a pic of whoever wants to meet us? Whatever you opinion is on this, we are firm believers that there has to be an attraction all round, otherwise it won't work, in other words, you have to fancy us and we have to fancy you!!! If you're not for us, we will politely say so, and would expect the same back from you?

We are an ordinary, married with kids couple, who are looking to get some sort of life back now that the offspring are a little more independent (but still as expensive) and we have done this scene before for a number of years on and off, so we know how it all works! We're not hardened swingers by any means, but we're by no means novices either! Who would we like to meet? Just down to earth people who are of a small to medium build, and worthy of note, Mrs T is very partial to w/e or v/w/e guys, and she loves nothing more than to be serviced by a big fat cock.....having said that, its not the be all and end all, but she still has to fancy you too!! Please get in touch if we appeal in any way, all we ask for is honesty, just be straight with us as we are with you, and we'll get on just fine.....what you see with us is what you get ;-)

If we interest you in any way, then do please mail us, and we'll see where it goes from there? It doesn't take much effort to write a few lines, so please don't send friends invites without at least mailing us beforehand, as it just shows that you can't be arsed in the first place! We have had a break from the scene for a month or two due to other commitments, but are back now and looking to meet up again and have some fun ;-)

Thanks for reading our profile, and we hope to hear from you soon?

Have fun!

TT x x