An exciting opportunity has arisen to join WonkyLemons for sexual escapades, shenanigans and general Fuckery.

WonkyLemons is a new-to-the-scene (but long time pervert / lurker) couple currently expanding their sexual horizons and hoping to meet like-minded individuals.

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The Candidate:

The ideal candidate will be a sexy, fun-loving and banterrific Female or MF couple interested in a tentative friendship (with benefits?) arrangement. You will have a PHD in patience as although WonkyLemons is keen to recruit, they are not always in a position to make instant appointments to the role due to external commitments with their shareholders and partner agencies.

Prior experience is not a necessity as full on-the-job training and a comprehensive induction program can be provided.

NB: Single males need not apply.

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The Role:

Able to deal with dad jokes? Can you keep up with a group chat that seems to go off on several different tangents, about various nonsensical subjects at break neck speeds?

Great! This role is primarily a social affair with the ideal candidate having exceptional communication and soft skills. As things progress there will be plenty of opportunities to get ‘hands on’ and the ideal candidate won’t be afraid of getting a little ‘dirty’.

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Salary:

We are currently advertising on a voluntary, non-paid basis. Exceptional candidates will have the opportunity to negotiate a meaningful ‘payment-in-kind’ arrangement on a zero hour contract.

Sorry, but we do not provide dental cover or private healthcare.

To Apply:

Please send an up-to-date colour photograph of your face to our inbox, along with a message detailing why you think you’d be a good fit for the role.

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PS: Banterrific is definitely a real word and we won’t be told otherwise.