If you message expecting a meet...especially if you are going to travel miles or expect me to and you don't have pics ..dont have any details of what you want ,refuse to give a telephone number and oh my god much more jokes besides you expect me to get in my car and drive to a hotel you wont tell me exactly where or the name of incase I might stalk you because let's face it whenyou wank you squint yor eyes and repeat your own mantra "im david bekham" aspiring to be the next prime minister of the UK and you don't want Victoria to suspect your fantasising about fucking around behind her back...then the reality is you got a fucking issue with learning dont you.

while you struggle with your obvious disability to come up with a reason as to why you either fucked up...or covered up.... or you just shot your load while you were messaging me and decided to leave the messages because you have to wipe your cock on the curtains please don't use the excuse of me being a timewaster.... you will just appear to be an even bigger c*nt than you are..

The excuses...NOBODY CARES, YOUR NOT IMPORTANT...if your on a swinging site fantasising about actually having sex then you really havnt made it that big in life that strangers will want to stalk you or sell pictures of your fat arse and small dick to the newspapers...SO PLEASE KEEP THE EXCUSES TO YOURSELF

, It is quite obvious to me that the sole reason for people going through all the communicative motions is to convince themselves of thier genuine nature however the reality is that the disenginuity of the promise all and do nothingers is to attempt to masterbate in a self loathing unsatisfactory manner.. The amount of times exactly the same people ask me exactly the same question leaves a hell of a lot to be desired.

I find this approach to be retarded.. If you find I have blocked you in chat that's more than likely because you have proved to be as above and not worth wasting time on

But since I am here and very likely to be a short while then I suppose I had better try to convince myself there is some merit to being here

RIGHTY HO

 I dont do bare back or anything unsafe .. never have never will

Polite and well mannered looking to experiment.. Prefer to meet someone with a long lasting element but one offs can be considered. An older assertive guy would be nice to train me to please