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damo82
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 41
0 miles · Surrey

About

Hi there, thanks for looking at my profile- I am a down to earth guy just looking to meet some nice people and have some fun.

A few things about me (one of the following isnt true- see if you can guess):

1) I have a huge willy.

2) I once stood next to Gordon Ramsay at a urinal and he complimented me on my huge willy.

3) I have enormous balls- literally the size of 2 cricket balls.

4) My nickname is Spacehopper (due to the size of my balls).

I am looking for couples and women to get to know- have a laugh with and hopefully have some fun with too- assuming you can handle the comments above!

Occasionally I laugh like a seal- but doesnt everyone?!

I am athletic and work out a lot- something of a cross between David Beckham, Arnie, Jude Law and Mr Bean (well that covers all womens fantasies).

I can also perform a fantastic dance naked whilst singing "Dont cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me- dont cha!!"

Interests

Adult parties
Anal sex
Gang bangs
Group sex
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Phone sex
Role play
Straight sex
Threesomes

Seeking

Female
Single Trans Male
Couple
Male Couple
Female Couple
Age: -
Distance: miles