Hello! Thanks for visiting my profile.

Apologies if this is more of a list than anything else..... I am single, confident, not hairy, in shape - though not a gym freak. In my teens and twenties I had a six pack - but they were not in fashion then and nobody cared.

I enjoy intimacy, nakedness, massages and Chinese food. I will happily drink wine and beer but don't do spirits, I laugh at inappropriate moments and once spent an entire day in bed doing nothing of any value.

I have all my own teeth and hair, a lack of muffin tops and can stand on my head and throw cartwheels. I am not bi, not deranged, not in a relationship and not a drug user (or even comfortable with anything stronger than an aspirin).

I am discrete, attracted to fit-slim/curvy confident ladies, love kissing, giving oral and massages, safe all the way and though it goes without saying 'broad minded'.

Oh and ideally I would love to find a crazy girl to share all this stuff with!

Please enquire within for more details. On here for quality not quantity - Hello!