Female unable to play at this time due to il health. The male is still looking though.

We are a Teeside couple who enjoy life. We know how to have fun and we know what we like and don't like.

UPDATE:Mrs Intheswing has lost some weight, and so has some loose skin, if this is a problem for you, then please pass us by.

We like people who know how to have a good time and are not afraid to let it show, a good sense of humour is also a must, life's too short to be miserable.

We will not answer anyone who cannot be bothered to fill in their profile, a few simple details is all thats needed, we would also like to see a pic of who we are talking to, so, if you dont have a pic on your profile please send one with your mail.

And lastly we do not answer winks, if you cannot be bothered to send us a personal message why should we reply.

If you have managed to get through this and we are still what you are looking for then feel free to send us a message, we promise that we will reply as soon as possible, but if you are over 30 miles away please do not ask for a meet as the answer will be no. It's too far for us to travel and we would feel uncomfortable saying no to someone who had come so far to meet/play with us.

Also we prefer to play with people who are of a similar age to ourselves so please no one under 40.

Again we do not answer winks.

Happy hunting everyone.

And finally, we do not answer winks!!!!!!!!!!!