Yep - latest thing I want to try is crabs, I know, a bad idea, but I don't care, I just want to experience them. So if you're a guy with an itch, get in touch :-) 

Live in Lincoln, Lincolnshire, happy to meet for a coffee and chat (or more!) - yes I'm uncultured, I find McDonald's coffee fine! (if I put enough sugar in it!).

Looking for fun and for those that want to be "just mates" as well as anyone who can help with my ever growing fetish list! 

I like wearing trackies, white sox and t-shirts.

I am a bit of a slob, I can get really sweaty on my bike, then just pull on a clean-ish t-shirt and go out. 

I seem to have developed a load of fetishes (not a complete list!):

White sox - dirtier the better, 
smelly feet, 
wearing sweaty underwear for weeks
would love to try on american football kit (after a match),
would love to suck a sweaty dick after sports activity, 
Like a bit of CBT (well, just the BT), 
lol - most of them seem smelly! 

Like white sox, footy sox, trainers and trackies. I would love to try on an American Football kit with all the pads and everything else (preferably just after the owner had worn it for a game or training!)

I have been described as "nice" and "kind" - so sorry, no bad-lad chav here! 

It also appears I'm age-ist and size-ist, I prefer people in their 20's and slim/average build, sporty types I guess. Although this is not set in stone, and I enjoy meeting and talking to people of all ages and sizes! 

I've recently changed to 50/50, while I love doing tasks, I also love to set them e.g. no wanking until you have worn the same sox for five sports/exercise sessions  

Sexually, I'm not into anything anal - either yours or mine! (although I am happy to spank the thing), not into kissing or lovey dovey stuff, but I do love to suck a sweaty dick, if you've just been on a run or to the gym and want sucking, get in touch!! (I really hate the taste/smell of soap!) 

I shall reiterate - I like meeting people!!!

A little rant - for god sake people, write something in your profiles, it is FREE!!!!