Name = Jay. Location = Falkirk Mission = You

I’d like to fuck you gently in my bed then build a fort with pillows and sheets so we can hide inside and eat strawberry jam directly from the jar. No boys allowed.

Have you ever attended T in the Park and thought ‘I’d like to nip inside that portaloo and roll around naked?’. If so, we’re not compatible. As much as I’d like to try something new, pee and poop are not for me.

I normally have sex with my own hand but I am looking to progress further. Ideally that would be with two women and me but I shall be content with one lady.

Older women are a major turn on for me but I am willing to accept penis/vagina interaction from women of any age. Please note, like freshly washed underpants I expect you to be clean.

If you message me, I shall reply. If only to record that your new recent pictures make your vagina look like the Predator from the Arnie movie of the same name.

I’ve said all I wish to say.

PS Bareback considered.