It is not so easy to conjure up a profile which will be appealing to a woman. If I try to be funny, they think me a fool. If I try to be sexy, they either think I’m a pervert, a stalker or a total twat! So all that is left is to talk about myself, but then they think I am just arrogant or a bit of a prick (which I hope I am not)! So here goes nothing:

I need to find a good woman or better yet a bad woman, to spend the day having some fun and perhaps some more fun after that. I don’t do the Long Term relationship thing too well, but I am not into screwing every woman I meet (they won’t let me!).

I have a slim to medium physique (which could probably use a little work), I smoke, rarely drink; but do like the odd real ale or glass of good red wine, love to cook, like to eat (and the food) and apparently I have quite a big penis (or so I am told). I say apparently, as I don’t go round looking at others to compare it, so I guess you will have to be the judge of that.

I am reasonably fit and I am healthy (D&D free) and I believe that passion and pleasure should know no bounds. I don’t do the “5 minute quickie”, I prefer enjoying plenty of foreplay too much for that; and why rush something you enjoy that much?

Well now onto the likes and dislikes:

Things I like:

• Good food,

• Good coffee,

• Being the cause of several orgasms,

• Lots of foreplay,

• Going down on a woman,

• Great sex,

• Lots of after-play,

• Caressing,

• Kissing,

• Being naked,

• Passion,

• Being Romantic (yes I DO understand the meaning of the word),

• Good music (this excludes most Rap, Country & Western and Opera - Sorry).

Things I don’t like:

• Crap food,

• Crap coffee,

• Having to wear clothes,

• Having to go to work,

• Not having great sex,

• Not being with a woman who likes to be woken from her slumber with an orgasm (by my tongue),

• Spam (the tinned stuff or the emails),

• Organic dental floss (pubes in the teeth).

Things you might like to know about me:

• Height = 6’ 0”,

• Weight = About 11st 10lb,

• Waist = 36”

• Hair = Ginger (yes I know for lots of you it’s a turn off),

• Build = Slim to medium.

Well if you want to know more, then you’ll just have to ask.

Have fun and good luck in your search,

Mik.