Welcome to the one millionth ad from a guy offering his cock (and tongue!) to all and sundry!

So why should you reply to this one rather than any of the others? Well errr I havent got a clue! Its so hard to sell yourself without coming across as an arrogant tosser! If I go on about my huge cock and fantastic prowess as a lover extraordinaire youll think Im a boastful twat, but if I dont youll probably overlook me in favour of someone who claims they are hung like a horse and can fuck for hours!

So let me just give you a few basic details and if you think I might be of some interest then why not drop me a line. OK, Im a 39 year old, 5'10" tall, white guy living in Bedfordshire.

Im all the things people usually claim to be (intelligent , well educated,clean, discrete, health conscious, respectful, sense of humour, etc) and am after some uncomplicated, no-strings attached fun with single women and couples.

I am genuinely uninhibited and unshockable and am game for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING! If it sounds like fun I'll give it a go, and even if it doesn't I'll probably give it a go anyway, just in case it is!

So how does that sound? Am I of any use to you? If you think I might be then please send me a message.

P.S. Im hung like a horse and can fuck for hours! Damn, couldnt resist it.