...ive stated im a bi-male but most of the time i am Linda, a t-girl from the outer reaches of northumberland.. just go to the back end of beyond and keep going till you pass the frenzied torch bearing mob, trying to burn down doctor Frankenstein's castle and you are in the right neck of the woods!

... I try to make it look convincing. i will let you decide by looking at my pics!

...i think i need to make an update on my profile to answer a question i always get asked about my boobs......no they are not real boobs..i get them by wearing a tight bra with breast enhancers.... i worked for a year with an ex-professional bodybuilder ,,(totally straight and one of the nicest guys I've ever had the privilege to call a friend)..we worked in a very dangerous part of the world and he wanted to go weight training six days a week....he was not allowed to go alone so ....because i was his partner i went with him.....bench pressing 100- 150 kilos six days a week builds a lot of muscle on your chest....when i returned to the uk i stopped the weight training and developed a chest i can squeeze up and give the appearance i have boobs....and i love it...it gets me loads of attention when i am out...and i love guys who just want to cum all over them!!!!....WOW....ok so now when i am in the chat rooms, hopefully i wont constantly be asked how i got them!!!

I am in the process of re-writing my profile in light of a few things that have happened to me over the past few months... I met a guy and fell very much in love with him! I have never considered myself "gay" but this guy seemed great... but now he is ending it and i am heart broken. but i have discovered a few things about myself and i need to alter my profile page, but please give me time, because at the moment i am hurting pretty badly

i just wanted to add to my profile that i have made a few videos! they are available to see on xtube! just type in a search for lindasimmons (all one word!)

i am pretty pleased with them, the guy who took them and edited them has done a great job, i particularly like the "my sex is on fire" music to one of the blowjob vids!