I'm looking for someone to have a little week-day pillow-talk with in the Inverness area (preferably Raigmore / Culcabock / IV2).
I really don't care how old you are, what colour your skin is, how much you weigh, how married you are or what you look like.
The important thing is to be genuine, sane, clean, able to smile, a non-smoker, and in possession of your own teeth.

If you fancy a little vanilla fun during the day then I'm your man.
If you fancy swinging from the chandeliers trying things that'll make your eyes water and your legs bandy then I'm your man too.
If you just fancy a cup of tea, a cuddle and a natter then, yes, I'm also your man.

I'm 43, married (if that's a problem, please don't get in touch), intelligent, imaginative, utterly discrete, and respectful of boundaries.

I'm no Brad Pitt, but I scrub up pretty well, have a filthy imagination and can breath through my ears.
I'm DD free, have a healthy interest in giving oral, and an unhealthy interest in worshipping the female form.

I am NOT interested in giving or receiving payment for anything (but will happily make you a nice cuppa).